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You can read a newspaper while she's sucking you off

It's okay to just stand there. :)

its not very polite though is it lol

Try moaning and saying really erotic things to her and saying you love her.

With your fingers you can stroke her hair, lightly caress her face, her shoulders, etc.
And DON'T ram your d*ck further down her throat!

You could learn how proper grammar while she's sucking you off.

shut up mate look at woz u just wrote so dont critasize my grammer

That was intentional you vaginal cleaning instrument.

no it wernt u tway

Let's try this again, you conglomerate of intellectual constipation.
I intentionally wrote like you, a syphilitic sum of bacterial orifice excretion, to show precisely how irritating it is to attempt to decipher a series of grunts, a point you seem to have made for me. El Kudos.
Also, your Elmer Fudd impression notwithstanding, calling me a tray isn't the most devastating retort I have ever come across so kindly take your flaccid mental facilities back to MySpace and keep them there.
To everyone else, Peace.

1) sit down 2) lie down 3) try a 69 4) work on your theory test 5) shove her head down like you're using a plunger to unblock a sink 6) laugh at the muffled, spluttery gurgles as she chokes on your cock and take it as encouragement to plunge harder/deeper 7) all of the above

Just say "OH yeah!" and "Oh god!" atlot and hold her head with your hands.

Compliments increase your chances of her doing it again. I'm not doing it because I enjoy sucking cock, I'm doing it because the guy attached to the cock likes it. If he doesn't, I'm gone. And if you try to push on my head, I'll bite. And I WILL bite it off if you don't stop.

Fuck her face.
Do it.
You will cum all over her.
Then make her lap it up.
If you still have some energy in you, flip her and fuck her up the ass.

honestly you should rub her if you catch my drift
that'll set up an easy mood

just go like ohhh baby rube her head moan and groan just stroke her face

rub her and touch her.

Nothing. You do nothing. She does it all.

Just put your hands behind your head and let her do it. Anything YOU do is just getting in the way.

I believe in Porn (although I haven't actually seen this myself) guys put one hand triumphantly on their hip and the other hand behind the girl's head while saying "suck it" but I imagine women would find that anoying. Therefore, do nothing.

dirty talk, ask her to do things while she is at it and unless she wants to don't ask her to swallow

And the most important thing is; ignore bible-bashing prudes like bethgrad (5381)

69

watch tv.

Close your eyes and relax. Makes it more intense for my husband.

Oh, and really sexy to run your fingers around her lips during. NICE!

Moan Really load

braid her hair in pigtails and tie them around your waist.

dont think about it, just do wat comes naturally, moaning and saying sexy things can add to your pleasure, if u think to much bout it u can wreak the mood

Talk dirty to her - dirty compliments are good. Its OK to put the remote down.

Wow, virgin much?
This thread fails.

make loud noises