Im feeling so horny

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go have sex with a hooker

fcuk yor dog..or the neighbours dog.

Meditate, I also dont believe in masturbation.
The answer is Yoga and/or Meditation.

Find your inner-self, that is, channelize your sexual energy (horniness) towards your meditation.

Google "kundalini energy".

Dress up as a pirate and get somebody (prefferabley a relative) to walk you around your neighbourhood on a dogs lead. This should result tin some sort of gratification.

what a load of sh1t. have a w@nk !!!!!

If ur a dude "Cut it off". If ur a girl "Shove a cork in it".

I used to "wank" it everyday for 10 years, but now I dont.
I feel more confident now, and more in control of my body. I also feel like now I understand things better, I see things differently partly because it is the first time in my life that I know what true love is. I met my wife, and my life changed.

The thing is, I feel happier this way, it is a way to concentrate all of my sexual energy towards my wife, and I LOVE it; because I enjoy the sex with her more than I ever had. This, plus the part that Im in control of my performance, and I can be a more considerate lover for her.

All that Im saying, is that I encourage people to do the same because of the good feelings it has given me. It is Ok if you spank the monkey, I dont care. But I write this for the people that see this, and realize they feel the same, and they are not alone.
Also, there are many people that don´t want to wank it because they feel bad. They do it mainly because is addictive, and they are not in control of their body, so obviously that wont make the person happy.
This I write in order to say to those people the reason why they are feeling that way; and realize reality.

I hope someday you will, but in the meanwhile, happy wanking my friend.

Peace and love to you and all.

convert to a religion that allows masturbation.

What happens to horny dogs?They get the snip.Mabey you should do the same.

I am not part of any religion, and I dont masturbate...

But I like to research about religions, and ancient practices, actually, there is that part that coincides between the following:
Christianity, Catholics, Buddhism, Tantra, Islam, oriental medicine, Kundalini energy...

They all agree about the sex part, so 1 religion may be wrong, but all of them??

um do you believe in sex before marrige if you do please come fuck me im ready to lose my virginity

OMG stick i a shampoo bottle when it's soft them when it gets hard you will never hace to worry again!

religion is all FAKE have a wank, choke the vicar, rev your engine, spank the monkey, learn some science, nothing is magic, people used to think the earth was flat, that gravity was magic and space would kill them, 1000 years later and we know the awnser to all this crap, just like religious people will in a thousand years!! Happy Wanking!!

fcuk off.

Why don't you just shag your wife?

Go to the gym and climb a rope.

I said, Im not religious, Oriental medicine is not a religion man.

try doing naked cartwheels.

Stop being a pussy and fucking do it. It's not wrong or unnatural. Everyone does it. People who don't masturbate are either getting a lot sex or really stupid.

dont masturbate... try autofellatio

ive seen alot of shit uve written and if ur a guy i want to kick ur sick ass cuz alot of shit uve written culd get people hurt or killed. i hope u get raped one day, if u havent alredy

wank it

what u can do is massage ur dick. this is masturbation all it is is makin sure ur dick works cus if u dont masturbate how the hell r u supposed to know if u can still ejaculate. Ne way if u have ne close friends act really weird round em so whenn they ax u whas wrong jus tell em u have n unbarable erection n hopefully they'll suck ur cock.

i mean it is'nt masturbation

You dont believe in masturbation? Well it believes in you, fucking fruitcake.

Yup all of them are wrong, consider that at one point in time almost all people thought the earth was flat.

do somebody want to fcuk me??