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Im gettinf fat, f**k it
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I used to be playfootball so I was big and had a six pack. Then I transfered schools an academy with no footbALL leauge so I stopped working out. I met my girl and 9 months later I gained 20 pounds in fat. Isnormal to say f**k it since I dont need to attract any other girl?
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Comments (16)
ItsVeryNormal (6513)
2007-03-13 20:38:58
Your not screwing someone on the side? Your stupid no wonder you were sent to a retard only school. They can't play sports cuz it would only make them more dumb.
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justincase858 (5372)
2007-03-13 20:39:10
no, because if you lose her you're screwed. So just go bilemic. Its easy and fast. Each all you want and purge. My doctor recommended it.
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NoPH34R (6578)
2007-03-13 20:39:32
sure, if u want to look like a freaking whale. and your girl is probably a real barker to go out with a f*cking fatass
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Menthro (6536)
2007-03-13 20:39:42
No. your girl will leave you for a non-fatass. so take 3 diet pills a day.
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RedSpadeMADZ (5596)
2007-03-13 22:58:25
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laurenb916 (6588)
2007-03-14 06:01:15
@: RedSpadeMADZ
You should try to keep yourself healthy for YOUR sake. It obviously bothers you, so start exercising more (30 min cardio W/ weights) 3-5x per week. I used to be a trainer. And the weight should peel off quickly. F##k it is not the answer to anything.
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laurenb916 (6588)
2007-03-14 06:02:26
@: justincase858
U are an ass....my best friend DIED from BULIMIA. Jerk off
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laurenb916 (6588)
2007-03-14 06:03:07
@: laurenb916
justincase
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CuteStrawberry (3780)
2007-03-16 06:55:58
you should want to be healthy and look good for yourself. what if you lose the girl? then youre gonna end up stressing about losing weight and be really depressed. just make it easier on yourself and control the weight now.
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DJ1648 (6719)
2007-03-18 21:52:50
hey who knows u could get fat and ur girl wouldnt want u no more lol so anyways what im trying to say is u shouldnt be trying to impress anyone and its always a good things to stay in shape
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-03-31 19:49:52
My BF gained atleast 30 pounds since I met him 4 years ago. He weigh twice as much as I do. It might be because you're happy? People eat when they're happy because they dont give a crap, just like you said.
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Omofi (7083)
2007-04-01 00:12:52
@: Knock_It_off
WHO WANTS A FATTY ???
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fitlife_411 (7293)
2007-04-06 11:10:55
for both men and women you love who you met for the first time if you gain weight it will turn her off just as if she went and gained a shitload of weight on you youd be a bit taken back dont just say fuck it find something else you dont understand the point of self achievement you just did it for the sport and for the team you should learn how to set self goals not just team goals
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pugetbreeze (7504)
2007-04-12 22:05:09
boff her 5 times a day.

do this

no weight problems then.
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FoobiPhi (8415)
2007-05-20 23:10:36
ha! nice, just f*ck man.
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beatles_steffi (9285)
2007-07-14 09:12:23
no run or join another sport....girls dont want a man who looks good then turns into a nasty blob......work out
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