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Im Getting Old

Im getting old and Ive never jerked off a horse while at the same time spinning plates and sucking the dick of my uncle Ned whos been dead for five years.

Im also out of peanut butter
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (7)
Quick get more peanut butter, the rest can wait.
peanut butter !!! you sicko
That is going to leave a bad taste in your mouth, but a lot of people love peanut butter
Thats cool.
@: smithee
what a pedophile!!! Its peanutbutter you gross old man!!!
You do know what a paedophile is, don't you?
@: Bobert
duh