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I'm going to a penal colony

Ive been sentenced to what the judge called a "penal colony".Its exactly what is sounds like.Im not going to jail.Ive been sent to an island for men who have extra large genitals, it's called a penal colony.


I was sentenced after attempting intercourse with yet another female and yet again it ended in tragedy.My large male organ ripped her vagina severely and she very nearly bled to death.After she recovered she pressed charges against me, and the judge, noting this was the 4th such incident against me, sentenced me to spend the rest of my days in a penal colony.

Ive left a string of multilated and scarred women behind me after they attempted to take my member in one orifice or another.In my defense I must say I never forced myself on any of the females,they were overcome with lust after seeing my manly goods and they let their lust override their better judgement.Only after trying to engorge themselves with my appendage did they realize that they had made a grave mistake.

Now I pay the price for only trying to use what The Good Lord in Heaven gave me.I'm on my way to begin my life as an outcast.

An outcast who must pay the price for being overly blessed or would one say overly cursed?
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Comments (3)
A PENAL COLONY IS A PLACE WHERE YOU DO HARD LABOR NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH OVERLAGE GENITALS GIVE IT A REST YOU THINK ANYONE'S GONNA BELIEVE YOU?
I flagged you as weird, repetitive, lame, vulgar, f**cked up, fake, off topic, innapropriate, and adult.
I think the story is silly and rather boring, as well as all the other flags mentioned by PiRocks. Anyway, I think you are getting penal and penile mixed up. You're not very intelligent, ar you?
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