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I'm the ultimate ruler of Tobascostan?!?!
Yeah thats right, I am the b**ch of tobascostan. Tobascostan is a small island nation on the planet Necktar. I disowned Lord Gorlock on the planet Neveio. I sent my army of foolish anal retards out to dispose of the Gorlocks and we defeated them with vigor and honour. But I rule with an iron fist though. Literally i have an iron fist...boy she was good last night..too bad I crushed her when i put my pennis in her Vajinna.
Yeah i also have an iron c*ck and she was screaming..but she liked it! Man when u become ruler of Tobascostan you can do anything! It's awesome..you get to control the future and u get to control the past..its an awesome f**king experience and u get to f**k your fifth wife on the third wednesday of January! And you get to lick her pussy for free and rip out her coochie for 1 penny!
I have prostate Cancer.
Normal?
Yeah i also have an iron c*ck and she was screaming..but she liked it! Man when u become ruler of Tobascostan you can do anything! It's awesome..you get to control the future and u get to control the past..its an awesome f**king experience and u get to f**k your fifth wife on the third wednesday of January! And you get to lick her pussy for free and rip out her coochie for 1 penny!
I have prostate Cancer.
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