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I'm white, but I love ghetto fat black weave wearing black girls.
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So to start things off, me and my niggaz be havin mad luv fo duh shawtays, dem shawtays wit duh grad a weave. Dat purp kool aid mixxxxx, hunded persent cotton sweata, bad muh f***kin credit and chikken greazz instead of make uppp. Errytime I'm on muh blok, and I see a shone like dat, my d*** go bonkaz and i shout-out to duh shone "EYY DOEEE GIMME DAT BECKY WIT DUH CHICKEN PHAT". Only downside iz im white. My real name be Chad but my boyz call me C-Doee aka Artist formely known as chad aka crispy dipz aka Obama JR.

IS DIS BE NORMAL NIGGA?!

YOU DONT SAY IM NORMAL IMMA SHOT YALL MUH f***KAZ IN DUH DICK. YEA I ALSO LIKE BIG PHAT DIK NIGGA! IN MY MUH f**kIN AZZZZ AND MOUFFFFF. I LUH DUH DIKKK. MMMMMMMM CUM ON MY NOSE.
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EyyDoee (30718)
2009-11-03 19:40:51
TOOOOOOOO REALLLLLLL
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BigRedOne (22853)
2009-11-03 20:12:40
WHAT.
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Budthewise (29424)
2009-11-04 00:53:01
I actually went back to see if I could vote NO a second time and see if it counts, sadly no.

Anyways, if you are trying to make a point, please learn to speak English better. I was trying to re-read your "mess with a keyboard" to see if I missed something and I truly could not understand your poser ass from a toddler smashing keys on a keyboard.

Way to "represent" your turf, wigger.
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EyyDoee (30718)
2009-11-05 04:54:22
@: Budthewise
The fact that you found this offensive means your mother definitely suffers from slabitis. Next time you decide to comment on a real post, make sure your name is spelled R-E-A-L
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EyyDoee (30718)
2009-11-05 05:39:24
oh and btw, hop off my post. wiggey wiggey wiggey wigger who suffers from slabitis
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crustybum (29226)
2009-11-06 22:14:02
hahaha. Well, it made me laugh :)
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GitFuct (30929)
2009-11-07 12:10:51
I dont even really know what the question is but that is hilarious. You definitely are normal.
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Punk4Life (30945)
2009-11-07 20:43:34
Wow why are you trying to be a black and totaly playin stupid stupid one I mean I realy envy some black people but dude you know and I know that your tryin way to hard to be a gangsta and that kinda means your not.
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Punk4Life (30945)
2009-11-07 20:44:01
sorry not a black just black lol
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lotusgirl (30659)
2009-11-09 22:18:08
yes! completely normal!
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MagickMissie (30084)
2009-11-10 03:18:07
I think you need to have sex..............you're clearly action packed with repression
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lovly18 (31595)
2009-11-22 02:01:48
lol this is very funny.. im black and i dont even understand what you said...lol i had to reread..lol and still dont get it
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Budthewise (29424)
2009-11-22 03:02:35
@: EyyDoee
What?...
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Um, what?
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Um, your post was so absolutely stupid I got nothing...

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For the record, moron, my mom is an meth addict so way to hit a low note. I'm also crippled so feel free to come over and kick me in the testicles as I struggle to get up in the morning.

Secondly, I truly didn't understand your post or if you are trying to insult me, I don't get it. What is that comment about my name?

I guess that you are trying to make a reference toward alchol, maybe, but my name has NOTHING to do with alcohol or some shitty beer. However, if you like associating with people who waste their lives and want to continue to talk like a moron, then so be it.

However, if you continue to act like a moron,

then you are truly worst than I will ever be and nothing you say will mean the slightest bit to me.
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Budthewise (29424)
2009-11-22 03:04:08
The author SPELLS like he is normal, like a person who failed third grade. Way to set the bar for your children.
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Electronica (30891)
2009-11-22 03:16:03
Tried to be funny and failed.
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EyyDoee (30718)
2009-11-25 07:28:59
@: Budthewise
Bud it's time to stop being so unreal. It honestly pains me to see people like you wheeling around with no hope for being in FCP. I might just go visit you & your mom & laugh until she overdoses & you roll off a cliff. I love you guys, you fuel my realness. FCP ALL DAY.
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i_try (35189)
2010-01-20 16:47:38
you think that shit is funny niga? You racist.
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Ahiam (35924)
2010-02-01 22:29:11
@: crustybum
It made me laugh too and I`m not even racist I just found it really funny.
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bewmbox (35348)
2010-02-21 07:12:14
trying too hard. i lol'd though
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