Increase penis size

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Take more time masterbating, stretch and pull on it as you do. Let it fill with blood and try to make it swell up as much as possible. There are specific exercises you can do but they are basically the same thing you do when you jack it.

Wrap your dick into cling film, and now hammer it away from you with a metal pallet. Works for stretching meat, so I don't see why it shouldn't work for your cock.

Try rubbing toothpaste (with flouride) on the tip, and along the underside of the shaft every day for about two weeks. I don't know why, but it works for about an inch.

Don't waste any money on those growth creams- it is basically re-packaged toothpaste at 20 times the price.

Without painful and dangerous surgery to your penis, there is no real way to enlarge your penis. Despite what advertizers claim. Don't worry about your size. So long as you can use it right.

Plus, keep in mind that not a lot of women really care about size, in fact, too much isn't good. I doubt you'll ever hear a woman during sex say "Oh! Oh yeah! Bruise my cervix baby! BRUISE MY CERVIX!"

Ok, I tried what Sublime said to do, and it hurt a lot, and now I can't get a boner, I think I broke it. You asshole.

Ok, I tried what Sublime said to do, and it hurt a lot, and now I can't get a boner, I think I broke it. You asshole.

Stick your dick in a ham sandwich, crush your head with a hammer, and cook it (with your cock still in it) in the oven at 550 degrees Fahrenheit. Always works, you'll gain 5in. or more.