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Insecure about my penis size
I am very insecure about my penis size. It is far below average, being 2 inches long. Its almost as big as a Japanese man's penis.
I went to a w**** house the other day, I had to pay even though I didn't get any sex, because my penis was too short to make its way into the woman's bum.
I went back to my apartment, and tried to get my girlfriend to suck me off. Her nose touched my pubes before she could even get her mouth around it. Needless to say, she couldn't suck it.
I am very insecure about this. My hands are very large, and my penis is very small. only the first two fingers fit around my penis when I'm TRYING masturbating, the rest is empty space.
I feel so sad and depressed, and I'm thinking about having a ''Niggogenitaliaglocomicous'', or as some of you know it better as...''Cutting off a black man's dick and surgically attaching it to the stub of my old one''.
I have come to terms with this, and I'm ready for the operation. But I don't know how my wife will feel about it.
Help?
I went to a w**** house the other day, I had to pay even though I didn't get any sex, because my penis was too short to make its way into the woman's bum.
I went back to my apartment, and tried to get my girlfriend to suck me off. Her nose touched my pubes before she could even get her mouth around it. Needless to say, she couldn't suck it.
I am very insecure about this. My hands are very large, and my penis is very small. only the first two fingers fit around my penis when I'm TRYING masturbating, the rest is empty space.
I feel so sad and depressed, and I'm thinking about having a ''Niggogenitaliaglocomicous'', or as some of you know it better as...''Cutting off a black man's dick and surgically attaching it to the stub of my old one''.
I have come to terms with this, and I'm ready for the operation. But I don't know how my wife will feel about it.
Help?
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I wonder who wrote this.....
but thats hilarious man good shit
you said you went home to get your girlfriend to suck you off.. then you say you have a wife??
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