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Is is normal to wake up with an erect penis ?
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Well, seems like every morning when I wake up I have an erect penis. Is this normal? Do girls have something similar to this when the wake up? perhaps pointy boobs or something?
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I'm a girl and I even know that's completely normal for a guy. It's actually kinda hot lol and NO we don't wake up with pointy boobs...erect nipples you mean? Yeah maybe sometimes but I'm sure that probably happens to guys too! Other then that, no. I can't speak for all girls, but as for me, I just wake up! No odd body issues included LOL
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I wake up with a standing hampton every morning. Its normal.
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It's very normal. It's often referred to as "morning wood" LOL!
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Dude if you are old enough to get online and ask this question then you are too old to wonder why you are hard in the morning by now, come on dude didn't you get the birds & bees talk?
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It could be pretty handy if you have a horny, demanding wife!
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It's from holding your bladder while sleeping.
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yes it's normal and yes some women are very fortunate to love mornings too.
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yup completely normal
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your a normal young man. don't worry about anything. and as far as girls idon't have any clue. maybe they wake with engorged clits. wouldn't that be funny?
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I can personally atest that (at least some) girls (including myself) do in fact wake up with an engorged clit. I call it having a "morning wood chip" (if you go to Urban Dictionary, I entered it there, so feel free to give a big thumbs up to my morning wood chip, it'll make me almost as happy as if you did that literally, lol). And yes, it is kinda funny, although "pointy boobs" is arguably funnier.
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GAYANALRAPIST
maybe you just have an under developed dick?
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yes it is normal. i dn't know a guy who didn't wake up with morning wood every morning. i personally love it. it turns me on. but i am just one girl. if your lucky-and you are actually horny in the morning then get off with ur gf. lolol
hehehe
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The penis gets hard when it is relaxed that is why u are hard at nite just means u slept also why it gets small when its cold (not very relaxed is it when its cold) lol
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LOL
pointy boobs
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its the day you cant get wood you should be worried
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That's the definition of torque - when your heels come off the ground just from bending your morning wood to take a leak.
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You pervert what dreams are you having
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Yes this is normal. Women often face the same problem. For me, as a female, I wake up with erections too. Only my erections don't involve a penis. Usually. I often notice when I get up in the morning that my vaginal hairs are more perky than normal...hence the term....pube erection. Also.....sometimes after having long nights of self pleasure I fall asleep and dream of normal stuff like midgets playing in jello and I wake up with erect nipple hair. TOTALLY normal for us females. Don't freak out my friend. It means you're growing into your big boy body =)
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thisismyrealaccount
It's common, it's called "Morning Wood".
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Morning erection is very normal and very common. I have it most mornings.
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Welcoming to morning wood my young friend. It is completely normal. Albeit embarassing when you have to get to the bathroom and everyone notices you have an erection.

It's par for the course with being a guy.
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Get used to it..for the rest of your natural life!! haha ...using the toilet in the morning can be a bit tricky you need to hold it down like your a fireman with a high pressure hose...or you could just smack it with a spoon until it goes way!!
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I LOVE MIDGETS PLAYING IN JELLO ..at last a normal person!
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GAYANALRAPIST
as long as there is not another naked guy with you in bed
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hahahahha no girls do not get "pointy boobs"
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LOL the thought of that XD ! pionty boobs .
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No this is normal this happens to most guys .
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Um but I wake up with an orgasm ? If that makes a diffrence .
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I don't wake up with perky mountains, but a woman can wake up aroused...

Try thinking of something that would make your tree fall down, that is if you want it go away.
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Very normal and when we are sleeping we get a number of erections. For me in the morning I just take matters into hand and enjoy it
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