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Is it normal boyfriend likes me to lick his asshole?
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Is it normal for my boyfriend to want me to lick his asshole? Instead of having me suck his dick, he puts his ass in the air and opens it up for me... That's fine. He gets super hard and all that BUT my main concern is why won't he go down on me? Ever! He refuses. I used to ask so many times but now I just know he won't. Why? :( I don't smell.. It's weird since my exes always wanted to and now nothing! Yet he insists on me liking his butt hole..?
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Try to compromise, tell him that you won't go down on him unless he goes down on you.
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There could be a lot of reasons for that. A huge problem here is that he is being rather unfair/selfish. You should tell him that you won't give him a rimjob unless he pleasures you. If it concerns you, you might to try sitting down with him and having a talk. Voice your concerns over this. On another note, I hope that you two are taking the proper health measures with this as anything bum related can be extremely unhygienic.
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This sounds very one sided... hold out on him if he's holding out on you
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It's called rimming, and it's hot. Try it out.
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It's normal. I find it revolting, but apparently a lot of guys like it. On the other hand, it makes for great revenge potential. If your man has offended you, rim him and stick a suppository up there. Good fun. Tobasco sauce is equally effective. Use ghost pepper sauce if you find out he's a serial rapist.

As for why he won't return the favor—clean your vagina. That's step one. Even if you clean it already, clean it again. It's quite possible he finds the taste unappealing, in which case you could try tic-tacs and/or novocaine. Negotiating may also work, depending on whether he dislikes carpet munching more than he likes tire diving.

If all else fails, poison him and hide the antidote up there.
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I have the solution. Dump him like a bad habit and you and I can pair up because I not only love to eat pussy, I have a method where I can position my nose in your butthole while I lick your pussy or, reverse position and rub my nose on your clit while I stick my tongue up your butthole. Any man who insists on wanting you to do stuff for him but refuses to do what you want is just using you and not worth being with. I am surprised you still call him your boyfriend.
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If your're female he might be gay.
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If 4-2 equals 1+1, you might be dumb.
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I don't think I explained myself properly, I know that just because a man likes anal that doesn't mean he is gay. I was just thinking that the combination of only letting her do things to his anus coupled with the fact that he "won't go down on" her suggests that he may not find her very sexually attractive. But I may be wrong, I've only read one short post about the man after all.
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My exact thoughts
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londonGavin619
What an asshole.
Dump him and get a guy who'll give you what you want.

Are you in London?
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