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Is it normal for a guy to assume eating out means to bite???
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This guy tried to go down on me, he couldn't find my clit at all. (Not sure he knew what that was anyway...) and nearly bit my lips off down there? Are some guys so oblivious that they think they're actually supposed to eat it? It hurt so much i had to pull him up by the ears, and now I'm fucking bruised down there. I'm too embarrassed to talk to him.
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dirtybirdy
3 months ago | pl
Ohhh dear. That is not a keeper. Throw it back.
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Terence_the_viking
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: dirtybirdy
Kill it with fire.
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Gumball
3 months ago | pl
I literally thought this was about food.
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Sssrrrhhh1991
1 month ago | pl
@: Gumball
Lol ur an idiot. The catagory is labeled 'sex'
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tommythecat
3 months ago | pl
Hahahahahahahaha omg.


How could he not find it, it's not like there's much else down there lol.
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shuggy-chan
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: tommythecat
Well not after he bit it all off
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tommythecat
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: shuggy-chan
It's funny to imagine somebody doing this.
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ThatChick28
3 months ago | pl
Lmfao!!! This is hilarious...men are so oblivious...u really really should talk to him. Give him a lesson! Leaving a man out there doing that is just fucked up to the rest of us girls haha...teach him then send him on his dumb ass way =P
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dom180
3 months ago | pl
Akkk! I'm not a girl, but even I winced at this... :S
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Avant-Garde
3 months ago | pl
No! That's horrible. You need to tell him how to properly do it and that he's hurting you.
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Living_Too_Late
3 months ago | pl
I thought it was about going to a restaurant for a bite to eat.
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Terence_the_viking
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
When i said sit on my face i didn't mean with all your weight.

I don't want to stop breathing you know.
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dinz
3 months ago | pl
He probably mistaken your vagina for a cheese burger and was probably trying to pull out the pickles with his teeth.
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DannyKanes
3 months ago | pl
What? Are you serious? :/
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crazy_asiknowit
3 months ago | pl
guys are really oblivious
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a_davisx0
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
Omg stop
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HeyMrMe2!
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
I'd blow on her tight little pussy real soft. Then lick her clit with the tip of my tongue until its super hard and swollen. Then when her pussy is all juicy and wet. Id put my whole mouth over her pulsing pussy and slide my tongue deep inside. Mmmmm! Tastes like strawberries! That's Normal!
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NeonLighterz
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: HeyMrMe2!
Why did this turn me on. lol.
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HeyMrMe2!
2 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: NeonLighterz
Ha! Because its real.. I described it exactly how I would do it. I know it works, I do it all the time. I forgot to add while your licking and sucking and teasing, I like to reach
Up and pull on the nipples at the same time! FUUUNNN!!
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coughmedicine
2 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: NeonLighterz
not funny
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NeonLighterz
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
Seriously? That sounds fun.
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sonnie460
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
He's a dumbass then, every1 knows that you supposed to lick dat pussy, not devour it.
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kingofcarrotflowers
2 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
:0 Wow someone took the term furburger way to far. I don't see how someone could be that oblivious. Akward.
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teasexoxo
2 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
Omfg who in there right mind ?? And all u did was pull his ear lol
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loopoo
2 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
I know a girl, who the first time she was giving oral to her boyfriend she bit his penis, she also had braces.
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kelili
2 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: loopoo
Ooooh that makes me shiver. Poor guy, first times can sometimes be so shameful.
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kelili
2 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
That's bad. You should tell him to protect his fututre partners.
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coughmedicine
2 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
im a guy reading this and to anyone who says this is funny it isnt funny in any way. i find it disturbing that this guy actually bit you down there its painful just reading this story. that guy is such a fucking asshole!
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ilikefingers
2 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
bite his cock off?
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TheBarBar
2 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
if that was his first time i would understand. when i heard the term eat out i thought of a girl getting bit like an apple down there, but now i realize what i means and i would definitely understand.
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justcanyou
2 months, 1 week ago | pl
Hi if ur badly bruised and just in case he left teeth marks I'd go an see a lady doc
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jalapino98
2 months ago | pl
You should bite his dick to see how he likes it.
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infamousking1
1 month, 4 weeks ago | pl
oh my god that is the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life. for a second i almost died reading it.
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Magenta_W
1 month, 3 weeks ago | pl
That sounds awful!

I've heard men complaining of the same thing though, apparently there are some women who think you're supposed to use your teeth when giving a blowjob. Ouch...
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