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Is it normal for a guy to assume eating out means to bite???
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This guy tried to go down on me, he couldn't find my clit at all. (Not sure he knew what that was anyway...) and nearly bit my lips off down there? Are some guys so oblivious that they think they're actually supposed to eat it? It hurt so much i had to pull him up by the ears, and now I'm fucking bruised down there. I'm too embarrassed to talk to him.
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dirtybirdy
Ohhh dear. That is not a keeper. Throw it back.
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Kill it with fire.
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I literally thought this was about food.
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@: Gumball
Lol ur an idiot. The catagory is labeled 'sex'
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tommythecat
Hahahahahahahaha omg.


How could he not find it, it's not like there's much else down there lol.
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Well not after he bit it all off
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tommythecat
It's funny to imagine somebody doing this.
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Akkk! I'm not a girl, but even I winced at this... :S
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Lmfao!!! This is hilarious...men are so oblivious...u really really should talk to him. Give him a lesson! Leaving a man out there doing that is just fucked up to the rest of us girls haha...teach him then send him on his dumb ass way =P
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No! That's horrible. You need to tell him how to properly do it and that he's hurting you.
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When i said sit on my face i didn't mean with all your weight.

I don't want to stop breathing you know.
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You should bite his dick to see how he likes it.
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He probably mistaken your vagina for a cheese burger and was probably trying to pull out the pickles with his teeth.
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I thought it was about going to a restaurant for a bite to eat.
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I'd blow on her tight little pussy real soft. Then lick her clit with the tip of my tongue until its super hard and swollen. Then when her pussy is all juicy and wet. Id put my whole mouth over her pulsing pussy and slide my tongue deep inside. Mmmmm! Tastes like strawberries! That's Normal!
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Why did this turn me on. lol.
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Ha! Because its real.. I described it exactly how I would do it. I know it works, I do it all the time. I forgot to add while your licking and sucking and teasing, I like to reach
Up and pull on the nipples at the same time! FUUUNNN!!
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He's a dumbass then, every1 knows that you supposed to lick dat pussy, not devour it.
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ilikefingers
bite his cock off?
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What? Are you serious? :/
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guys are really oblivious
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Omg stop
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Seriously? That sounds fun.
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:0 Wow someone took the term furburger way to far. I don't see how someone could be that oblivious. Akward.
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Omfg who in there right mind ?? And all u did was pull his ear lol
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I know a girl, who the first time she was giving oral to her boyfriend she bit his penis, she also had braces.
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@: loopoo
Ooooh that makes me shiver. Poor guy, first times can sometimes be so shameful.
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That's bad. You should tell him to protect his fututre partners.
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TheBarBar
if that was his first time i would understand. when i heard the term eat out i thought of a girl getting bit like an apple down there, but now i realize what i means and i would definitely understand.
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Hi if ur badly bruised and just in case he left teeth marks I'd go an see a lady doc
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oh my god that is the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life. for a second i almost died reading it.
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That sounds awful!

I've heard men complaining of the same thing though, apparently there are some women who think you're supposed to use your teeth when giving a blowjob. Ouch...
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What dirty birdy said. Throw it back! LMAO
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Some men either do it real good.. with out help needed and some just dont know what the hell their doing......IF YOU ARE AN UNSURE MAN ..JUST LICK..N KEEP LICKING...KEEP LICKING N DONT STOP!
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I would lick for days
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