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Is it normal for a man to love the smell of pussy so much?
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As a kid ny baby sitter like to hide me under her long dresses and my wife says that this is where my love of the female oder had its impetus. It was sexy older women that proved that there was only 2 types of women in the world, those with good old pussy and those with old good pussy.All males are not men but all men are males and real men get weak under the influence of her smell. Every lover I ever had grasp the nick name my Dutch philosophy professor in college gave me, "the Dixman". At first she thought I was lying about not being able to "jack off" and my dislike of blow jobs for they are a waste of time on me, the only thing that gets me off is pussy.She was witness to the staying power and control I had while in action when she kept my sperm inside of her because while getting it I'd be sniffing her panties.When she married again she was 46 and both of us respecting the marriage vows never met again until 20 yrs. later.She was in reality the kind of woman that could hold my interest in a marriage. Then one day I hit the lottery and met the younger version of her but being 12 yrs. younger I felt that she was just playing me until one day I pulled out a pair of her panties in my lunch pale.I knew that I didn't put them there. When I told her of her mistake her reply was, "Donald I know that you sneak off with my panties and sniff them and that when you make love to me you have the one I just took off hidden under your pillow and be sniffing them while doing it to me. I knew what I was doing and did it because the way you have been fucking me I don't want you thinking of no other woman but me."After Mrs H. no other female would aquisece to my fetish and thought it vulgar.After Mrs H. I had pretty, successful and intelligent women but would lose interest within a year because they lacked an ample behind and would get silent at my request. My wife demands 100% of a man's attention but tells me I give 110%, it is that ample, firm behind of her's that sticks out just enough to perfection that gets that 10%. We are matched for I love giving her head but she hates to give it.Before we married she said that only her husband will she give anal sex to and says that I have never asked for it letting her know that I still have not gotten over how good her cunt is to me for if God made anything better than pussy He kept it for Himself. She wondered why with such praise I have for it I never had multiple paternity law suits but said I could get off scott free with no child payments. I said that I would not be so low but no judge would let me off, she said that when I plead I could just tell the truth, "Your honor I plead guilty by reason of insanity cause I'm just crazy about the stuff." It was the morning after my 62nd birthday she told me, "Honey even after 62 yrs of life you can still give pussy a black eye!" Girls would you support my fetish or be grossed out by it."
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Are you demented?
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@: dappled
No I am not demented and I have high morals for I never have sought out young immature girls for sex and the only thing a fag can get from me is wood and water, thats wood in his ass and water out his eyes. I never curse around kids and could never take from a woman what is best given. I never
steal and friends say that I'm generous to a fault
is this the way of a demented person?
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MissSorel
Well, my mind just got blown...
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what has blown your mind? My fetish is not nasty and to smell my love in my wife is like a powerful
aphrodisiac to me that makes me want to last a long time. When I get off once she has had at least 2 or 3 orgasms and I can recoop for an encore. To be 62 and still satisfy a woman who enjoys sex is to be blessed in marriage.
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So you just like the smell of your own cum in her? Men.
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Only a man enchanted by the smell of it can describe it.
It has a sweet smell of innocence mixed with a tough of naughtiness and delightful excitement. Wouldn't you agree?
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Depends whose vag you're smelling... some women don't bathe as often as others.
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joeaverage
This is the funniest thing I've heard all day. The part with the judge is hilarious!
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Gems
:0S
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mmmm,i love it but i h8 it,the smell of pussy changes me,it makes me really calm and submissive,but at the same time full of energy,something very physical happens 2 my mind after that 1st sniff.........omg
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I don't get it. what is this great creation that God kept for Himself? please don't leave us hanging!
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Matiu
Silly troll.
You make me laugh :D
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that was a good story! go on then with your fettish...get your smell on LOL
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@: xtsra82
Understanding is a good thing. Thank you.
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What a wonderfully whimsical, romantic story. Glad you love the way your wife smells. You have a strong bond. If only more marriages had a husband obsessed with his wife - the world would be a happier place!
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@: beastie
haha whimsical.
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I was curious to see how many females looked at my fetish in a positive way but most seemed to be grossed out by such passion and what has to be genuine affection a husband has for his wife. This is an intimate thing between 2 lovers and for her to acquiesce to my request was a selfless act on her part. I suppose those who think me a pervert but if the truth be known my wife has a serious ass but I have never had anal sex in my life, I just haven't gotten over how good pussy is; all guys are crazy about getting their joint sucked while I don't waste time with it because it does nothing for me; a threesome I have never had it just doesn't excite me. Once a gay offered me $100 to give me a rim job assuring me the no one will know but I told I'd know cause all a homosexual can get from me is wood and water, thats wood up his ass and water out of his eyes. Now let them compare me to their husbands and then call me a pervert. When I watch her take her clothes off or on she always looks to see if I get a boner nothing has changed, she knows that she is in charge because she'll take her panties off on the way to the shower put them to her nose and throw them in my face, which means get ready she wants to play. I'm 63 yrs. old and still love the taste of her kisses and if I did not worship the Lord I'd be on my knees worshiping her behind. Thanks
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I've never had anal sex and my wife has an ass worthy of worship, I don't demand blow jobs, I like mature women, I'm not into threesomes, bondage or rough stuff and just because the smell of pussy keeps my dick hard because it arouses my passion to give my woman 3 or 4 orgasms to my 1 I'm weird? If thats true then king kong can pass for handsome.
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you're a fucking weirdo.
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