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Is it normal for calves to suck farmboys' dicks?
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I've had a calf suck me off hundreds of times. The last time was in 1979 before I moved off my little farm place in SE Louisiana. There is absolutely nothing to compare to a calf blowjob. She would take the whole length of my penis in her mouth and suck like crazy. I would cum in about 30 seconds and when she felt the hot semen gushing down her throat, she sucked even harder and faster. WOW! What an experience! This has to be on the same level as a big ole long-tongued dog licking a girl's clitoris until she cums!
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MissSorel
I was trying to wrap my mind around this but could only come up with three things.

1. You are sick
2. Possibly fake
3. What the fuck?!
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probably fake.

i won't believe it without pictures.
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You want pictures? Type "calf sucking man" in the search bar and enter. You will have many choices, but only a few are the real thing. Look for one that reads "Clips" in the title line and click on it. You will have over ten minutes of men having their cocks sucked by calves--probably 9 or ten different men. Also click on the farmer and the calf and old mcdonald etc. Plus several Gay beast options for the real thing. My calf used to suck me any time I wanted her to. The problem was as she got bigger (400-500 lbs) I think she began to resent it because she would really clamp down and put pressure on it like you would not believe, but she'd keep on sucking until I came and pulled it out. WOW! What an experience.
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sure sure. i believe you. really.

O_o
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YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT READING. yOU CAN SEARCH FOR 'CALF SUCKING MAN' AND YOU'LL HAVE NUMEROUS VIDEO CHOICES AND MOST OF THEM SHOW EJACULATION THE LAST TIME IT HAPPENED TO ME WAS IN 1979 AND I'M A POOR BOY; HENCE, I DIDN'T HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA OR RATHER AN 8MM MOVIE CAMERA.
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sure sure. always an excuse.
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michael4p5
i red that already
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Kar
wtf lol first time i hear this
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@: Kar
On your homepage type: calf sucking man. Then click on search and yoyu'll have many options to see it. It's really awesome!
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I have heard of people having sex with a goat before, but never this...
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watched a vid of this once and creamed my jeans lol
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michael4p5
yeah your right females fuck male dogs look around people next time your out and about the girls are always walking male dogs the guys are always walking female dogs look around don't that strike you as thats weird it does me

have fun man i don't give a fuck what you do because girls do the same thing and more
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Hi Angel in a glass dress:
You sound like you don't believe it. Well just click on the aforementioned site after searching "calf sucking man." You'll get an eye full. Actually, since you're visiting my blog and commenting on it I'll bet that you and I would get along quite well. I'd love to hear the details of whatever experience you may have had with animals or even just your fantasies about such. If you want to see lots of sex between women and animals put "extremesex4all" in the search bar and you can find just about everythjing imagineable plus some. I don't confide openly to anyone about my experience, but I'd love to talk to you; i.e. if you are a woman, otherwise, forget it. Let me hear from you. Bobby
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Having a calf suck you off is fun I've done it many times. However I prefer the other end. I believe that the greatest pussy in the world to fuck is on a cow.
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can someone describe what this is like? Aren't you afraid they will bite it or something?
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Actually I've heard of this before. With about as much gusto as you've put into how good it feels as well.

As with any animal, whatever floats your boat, just don't get caught.
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Calves are used to suck on the tits of their mother so it's normal for them to suck on things!

I think it's disgusting to use an immature animals instincts to please your perverted needs!!!
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