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Is it normal for my dog to hump me
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Hi, we have a 4 year old great dane who is our family pet although my mum and sister are a bit scared of him because hes so huge now, he used to sleep in the lounge but hes clumsy and breaks things so he sleeps in my room now but about 2 months ago when i had a shower and was drying my hair he was sniffing inbetween my legs and sort of whining, i didn't want the noise to wake my mum and sister up so i ignored him and he carried on which led to him licking me at which i was a bit shocked so i pushed his head back which upset me because i love him so much, i was telling my friend about it and she said her auntie used to have sex with her dog and openly admitted it which i couldn't believe, the trouble is that hes sort of got in the habit of this now yeah i let him lick me to keep him settled and happy which i'm kind of ok with because it stops him whining and i kind of feel sorry for him because he dosen't have a female dog he can play with, the problem i have now is that he tries to mount me and he has a huge penis that scares me as my friend said her auntie told her about how a dog knots once hes inside you and won't release until they are finished with you, i don't want to be horrible to him but i don't know if i'm ok with him doing that to me as he's really far to large for me, i love him yeah but i would prefer it if he could find a bitch to hump,i'm just not sure about this but i don't like him being frustrated.
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Young girls often let their dogs lick and sometimes fuck them. It's normal. Sexuality research has shown that a full 40% of women have sex with their dogs. I'd say it's normal. You really really need to train your dog so he will behave when you don't want him humping you or it will be a problem. He needs to understand "no" or he'll demanding to mount you with company over or something really embarrassing. So if you just doing it to stop his whining its a bad idea. Secondly, a great dane is a really big dicked dog. A GF and I raised Great Danes and she started letting our stud dog have her but she taught him to not beg for it and demand it. I only found out when I left class in college and came home early and she was locked up. She had been taking him missionary position and she was able to keep his knot out but he was always slipping out and had trouble staying lined up so she could cum. The first time she took him dogie, he shoved his knot in and humped like crazy. He stayed hooked to her for about 45 minutes which is when I caught them. BTW I didn't care. I fucked her right after he did but she was really sore for days. Regarding "take it slow" comment. That's ridiculous. He'll decide how to take it and it will be a real pounding and he'll get in and swollen to a knot so fast you won't have a chance to stop him unless you practice raising yourself up high enough he cant get all the way in. He will never stop trying to knot you. He will also cum so much it will soak whatever your on and stain it so have a blanket or even a sheet to catch his cum. He will ejaculate non stop once he goes to mount you so its slippery and easy to get in. Make sure you know what your getting yourself into before you get started. As for me and my GF, we had so much fun with the dogs. It was a real blast watching her cum so hard. If you decide to do it, video. I'd love to see your first try.
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That's really wrong. You need to see a fucking shrink. You are disgusting and a disgrace to all women.
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hey its just sex, no ones been murdered, and i love my dog to bits, he really enjoys it ok
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i say let him! as long as you are BOTH enjoying it, i don't see how its HURTING anyone, or affecting anyone in a negative way! and, im a boy, but i have heard from girls who have done it, and they say that its AMAZING! try it, but be careful, so you don't hurt YOURSELF or HIM!
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Have him neutered for God's sake.
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The dogs knot would hurt, especially froma great dane, but it wouldn't get stuck unless it goes anally. The knot is designed for female dogs to keep them copulated. You could always try to get yourself stretched for him so it won't hurt when you do let him inside, but thats really your choice. Great danes are pretty big.
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hi, thanks for the infomation, don't think anal would be an option as i'm really small and tight there, never done this thing before and i'm a bit nervy about it, also if i let him in me will he want it all the time, i'm just unsure ok
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Yeah anal would also require you to use some sort of safe for eating lube, like vegtable oil. Remember, he has to clean himself after, so using something that would harm him wouldn't be a good idea. But your not doing anal so no worries. I have a few friends that lost their virginity to their dog, and actually used the dog quite often to satisfy their needs. They generally liked the feeling of him cumming inside, and usually chose to do that with him instead of masturbate. I tried to find a great dane penis measurement but only found a St.Bernard and that was 8.5 inches. Just go slow, and make sure to take some time to loosen yourself up first. And he will be like a human, once you give it to him he'll want it all the time. But how often would you masturbate? once day is pretty normal, so just think of it as he's giving you a hands free method. Make sure to wrap his paws/put on some boots too, because his claws could scratch you up pretty bad. Let me know how it turns out! Also, if you have any other questions let me know I can ask those friends.
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hi, thanks for your info, i just don't want to confuse the dog ok, i mean its not like a human being where i can tell them what i like and want off them, iv'e told my boyfriend and hes all for it but i'm still not sure, i masturbate ususlly about once a day but more at weekends but i'm in my own control which wouldn't be the case with my dog knotted inside of me and yeah your right about the lube, i make sure my boyfriend does that if he wants anal but its still tight for me but hes gentle where how do i know if my dog would be the same, think i would prefer the normal entry maybe to be on the safe side, i haven't actually measured the dogs penis but i guess its about 9 inches or so, its longer than my boyfriends which annoys him but i can't seem why, i mean i not going to stop sleeping with him in favour of my dog, the whole idea is to make my dog more settled at night time. i'm still unsure ok.
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Yeah I was just saying people do it, so don't feel bad. the biology behind it is based on pheromones, which almost make it addicting for the animal involved. On the plus side, you can't get pregnant from it. But if you have a boyfriend and your regularly having sex with him, you shouldn't need the dog anyway, unless you get really frisky lol. Goodluck with whatever you decide!
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You can be assured that he will want it all the time if you let him. You could have a serious problem with the size of his dick. The knot will swell up to about 3" or more in diameter plus the length of his dick from the knot can be 6' or more. Dogs fuck fast and hard. It's possible he could rupture your vagina at the cervix plus the knot won't let him pull out until it goes down enough. Do you want to endure the pain of his dick sticking thru your vaginal wall and squirting cum into your abdomen until he comes out? It's something to think about. Just jerk him off and see how big his dick and knot become and decide if you can handle it without injury. I would if I were a girl. Want to talk? 9zero3 6ate5 23zero6.
Bobby
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you should of posed your question has beastiality not if your dog tries to hump you, ewww, it is a sin , different species are not suppose to mate together, get a real fucking boyfriend, or for god sake pay a male prostitute before committing beasiality
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This is actually more normal than we would like to admit.
Most of my friends and me included, have at one point of our lives had sex with our dogs (during our teen years).

It's a great way to substitute masturbating, and its quite enjoyable.
Nothing will replace your boyfriend, no worries there.

As for being in control, try not to worry too much about it. But you MUST loosen yourself up before you take on the dog that size.
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BTW. Forget the anal. It will hurt more than you can imagine. He will pull against the knot inside you until it comes out and it will probably tear your ass. You have to teach him to stay mounted until he can slip out either way if you let him knot you.
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It really more common than you think and can be an amazing experience
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Did u ever go through with this?
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You can try it, maybe you will like having sex with him
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@: Snowdog
yeah try it it feels amazing my great danes stuck his dick into me an i couldnt get him off and the other great dane started humping me so i let them finish it lasted for 10 hours it felt good i was so wet im a boy
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