One of the scariest things about the conservative agenda is how the illuminati slips propaganda into every little thing. Im scared because even after you explain it to people they just dont get it! Take the game of chess for example. They tell you that chess is some old game or whatever but if you pay attention youl see chess was secretly invented by republicans in order to spread their lies. I didnt know what chess was until last week but now that Ive looked it up its so obvious! The biggest theme in chess is anti-feminism. Thats right, in chess the "king" is the most important person. Why him? Why arnt women better than men in chess like they are in real life? It should be the "queen" is the most important person! Thats not the only way the chess people spread propaganda. Chess has a person called a "bishop" which is covered in drugs to make anyone who touches it start believing in god. The illuminati has censored anyone who knows about the drugs but I found the truth. Chess also glorifies war and violence. Chess was originally used to train people how to fight and kill. Almost everyone who plays chess before they turn 12 becomes a mass murderer because chess turns people into killers. Thats what it does. It makes you think that killing people is just "taking chess persons" and that youl win if you get enough points from doing that. Im so angry with how no one sees this. Now that its gotten so bad theres only one solution. Wake up people! We must ban chess destroy anything that mentions it and kill anyone who knows how to play it. Its the only way to make us safe in the future and prevent the republicans from recruiting more conservative gun toting murderers.

Go is communist propaganda?
and checkers if feminist propaganda?
and monopoly zionist propaganda?
and so on...
i think we have a good balance...
also, it's interesting, as a child i always wondered why the white people fight against the black people.(as they also always make the first move) Like, couldn't they all just get along? Is having different color really a reason to fight an all-out-war? Oh, the symbolism...
I don't understand how I am being a hypocrite, you don't know me and unless you can give me actual examples of this, then don't make accusations towards my character that you can't back up.
The context of this post warranted my answer. If you have trouble with context, I would suggest you study more about it.
Using that logic you can relate any two things. For example I could say apples will be the reason the world will end.
" A lot of people like red apples. The demand for red apples will increase with the rise of population. Soon it will be so high that we'll all go to war over control of the apple-trade. Civilization will slowly implode through the course of these wars and treachery."
See how ridiculous that sounds?
Chess is a board game, get over it.
And you're right -it's time to ban board games and sports and just start killing, raping, looting on the streets!
Of course it is a load of bull though lolz.
Also, tic-tac-toe is clearly a method of gender indoctrination. X-chromosomes versus O-varies? Could it be any more obvious that they're trying to pit women against each other?
The reason why the "king" is a more important piece of the game is because in reality, kings hold more authority than queens. That would be like saying "Aw, why is the pawn not as good as the queen? They just hate men!". Not to mention, the queen is much more useful in chess, if that is not already known.
Wow, what? Women are better than men? Sure, say that using something men made. I tell you what. If you can make that statement to thousands of people without using male inventions, I will take you seriously. Women are better than men in real life? Are you off your rocker? The majority, atleast 85% of thi=ngs "needed" today were man-made. For women being so "superior" you sure do rely on male contributions to survive. Moron.
What? A board game teaches people how to kill? Ugh.
You are so unbelievably delusional that I am not looking forward to reading the rest.
By your own logic, manopoly makes people land owners and millionairs...By your own logic, if someone plays mousetrap, they are going to go in to the business of exterminating rodents.
Your logic here is "Kill the people that may be killers under this stupid idea I have, because they will grow up to kill people, so let's kill them!"...
I am not stupid, I certainly do think you're a troll. On the off chance that you aren't, I'd say a 10% chance, then you are just unbelievably moronic that it is not normal.
King is most powerful in chess, it cant even move without any check :-P
You know that was sarcasm, right?