One of the scariest things about the conservative agenda is how the illuminati slips propaganda into every little thing. Im scared because even after you explain it to people they just dont get it! Take the game of chess for example. They tell you that chess is some old game or whatever but if you pay attention youl see chess was secretly invented by republicans in order to spread their lies. I didnt know what chess was until last week but now that Ive looked it up its so obvious! The biggest theme in chess is anti-feminism. Thats right, in chess the "king" is the most important person. Why him? Why arnt women better than men in chess like they are in real life? It should be the "queen" is the most important person! Thats not the only way the chess people spread propaganda. Chess has a person called a "bishop" which is covered in drugs to make anyone who touches it start believing in god. The illuminati has censored anyone who knows about the drugs but I found the truth. Chess also glorifies war and violence. Chess was originally used to train people how to fight and kill. Almost everyone who plays chess before they turn 12 becomes a mass murderer because chess turns people into killers. Thats what it does. It makes you think that killing people is just "taking chess persons" and that youl win if you get enough points from doing that. Im so angry with how no one sees this. Now that its gotten so bad theres only one solution. Wake up people! We must ban chess destroy anything that mentions it and kill anyone who knows how to play it. Its the only way to make us safe in the future and prevent the republicans from recruiting more conservative gun toting murderers.