I know that most people want to have a family one day and even if they cant they secretly envy people like me who do have the "perfect" family. I have 3 kids, 2 older boys who are fantastic athletes, like their sexy father, (he's still got it in the sack after 23 years as well, pun intended) They have both been given college scholarships, for sports. I also have a daughter who looks like me, (beautiful as if it wasnt obvious) and is ultra smart as well. Going to Yale University next fall. Now when I hear other idiot parents going on about their kids I love to mention my own kids and how "perfect" they are. Especially when some of these other kids arent even good looking or good at sports, you know important things, most of them are probably out of shape nerds like you losers in front of your computers reading this. Is it normal I was always this competitive with my kids and made sure they not only succeeded but especially beat the other kids whose parents we were "friends" with? Is it normal I probably should have had more kids considering how just the three turned out?