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Is it normal I am this competitive with my family/kids?
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I know that most people want to have a family one day and even if they cant they secretly envy people like me who do have the "perfect" family. I have 3 kids, 2 older boys who are fantastic athletes, like their sexy father, (he's still got it in the sack after 23 years as well, pun intended) They have both been given college scholarships, for sports. I also have a daughter who looks like me, (beautiful as if it wasnt obvious) and is ultra smart as well. Going to Yale University next fall. Now when I hear other idiot parents going on about their kids I love to mention my own kids and how "perfect" they are. Especially when some of these other kids arent even good looking or good at sports, you know important things, most of them are probably out of shape nerds like you losers in front of your computers reading this. Is it normal I was always this competitive with my kids and made sure they not only succeeded but especially beat the other kids whose parents we were "friends" with? Is it normal I probably should have had more kids considering how just the three turned out?
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Its too bad really, but I hate to tell you, your children hate you. Yup, they hate you and that poor saggy sack that has the horrible displeasure of cuddling up to your dusty, uneducated, soccer mom looking ass every night! The only thing more annoying than people like you, is people who drive that over-sized gas guzzling eye sore of an SUV in your driveway that makes people like you have an undeserved sense of accomplishment, and think they own the road like some sort of middle eastern oil tycoon.
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you dont seem like a very nice person tbh :/
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HA! That isn't going to end well for you. I almost with I could be around to see it when it all comes crashing down! BTW, you kind of sound like a bitch.
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Sound like a bitch do I ?? Well sounds to me like you wouldnt have the genetics to have kids like these, jealous perhaps?
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Lolz I'm quite happy with my genetics actually. Can you not see how demeaning and belittling you are when you talk? You basically said your family is hot shit and everybody else is a fat piece of waste. Did you think that attitude was going to make you many friends?
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I have all the friends in the world!!!

And they love and adore me!!!!!
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Doesn't sound like you love and adore them in return!
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I use them for my own benefit, they do the same to me.
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thinkingaboutit
Yeah, it's normal but you sound like a fucking kook.
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HaHa I couldn't agree more! Thank you!
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Is that your boyfriend sweetheart? Got him to reply to me? Good luck manwhore.
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1) Looks like a cute chick judging by the profile. 2) I have no idea who she is 3)how exactly did you get manwhore?
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Thanks Dr. Phil
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Troll harder.
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@: dom180
God I hope this is a troll!
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Same here. I'd hate to think people like this actually walk on the earth O_0
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Exactly how I was thinking about the whole thing!
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Be very careful. Pride comes before a fall.

Once they're out from under your control they might get into all sorts of problems without your guidance. Imagine the laugh everyone will have if one of your sons gets a local slut pregnant - or your daughter returns pregnant. Not the end of the world, but not exactly the fairy tale ending you are planning.
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@: joybird
Good god I hope her daughter becomes a hooker!
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@: joybird
Whoever said pride comes before the fall never had anything to really be proud of.
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I believe it's a Biblical proverb to warn us to walk humble coz none of us know when it will all be taken away.

About 5 years ago,a rotten snobby neighbour of mine was delighted to tell everyone that a local teenage girl of 16, whose dad is a multi-millionaire, became pregnant. She had 2 young daughters at the time 11 and 15. She's not crowing now since her own 2 daughters are now unmarried mothers.

What goes around comes around.

Be charitable and walk humble.
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You sound like a bitch.
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If you can, Why Not?
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