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Is it normal I can talk to my animals
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So you would thing talking to your animals would be cool right. Wrong. It turns out my dog is a fucking bitch that hates me. When she wants to go outside she runs to the door and start cussing at me. My cat is a stuck up prick that either ignores me and when he does talk to me he always ends up saying i'm boring and prances away. My turtle steve is a pretty cool guy though. We play cards and talk about sports . Wtf is going on here.
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I like LSD too.
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@: tylenol
LOL, good one
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Everyone can talk to animals, though.
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It's a rare gift to be able to do so. How do you know they're actually speaking to you and that you're not hallucinating?
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Alright Elizabeth Thornberry, I think it's about time that Nigel had a word with you about using the internet.
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Trying to troll is it normal users? Not funny dood. WhoareYou?
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LOL I was thinking the same thing! Although commenting on this post and replying to the troll is kind of fun :D
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@: foxyk
Will you wax my testicles
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So, basically, you think you're Dr. Doolittle or something?
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Cool story, bro.
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But not evvery animal talks back
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Im not hallucinating because it happens not sometimes but all the time everytime and I carry out intelligent convorsations and ive never done any drugs and I went to a doctor and there Is nothing wrong with me
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"Im not hallucinating because it happens not sometimes but all the time everytime"

You could be always hallucinating, though.

Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?
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the doctor says there is nothing wrong with you, but you can hear the animals fucking saying words to you? what doctor you going to...
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Let the turtle out, put the dog in the fishbowl and stop feeding the cat.
see ? all fixed
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That's So Cool!!
Though I don't rlly think it's real but if it happened to you and u're sure you're not hallucinating then that GREAT and you're So lucky
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too many illegal drugs !!!!
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Only crack, cocaine, exstacy, heroin, shrooms, weed, zanex, meth, bath salts, oxycoden, speed, and acid.
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hmmm, sounds familiar to me back in my druggie days. except the bath salts, of course. yeah, you are going crazy. :P
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Bull.
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Is this supposed to be funny?
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Its supposed to be funny like your girls pants size
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And I dont know how out of all the bullshit stories I put on here only one has been rejected I think its funny as hell when people do this trolling shit and I wish more people would
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Go to counseling
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Sounds like you're hallucinating to me....just cuz it happens all the time doesn't mean you're not!! I'd see a new Dr!!!!
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Lay off the weed
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if i get you on the phone with my cat, can you clear some things up for us?
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Yes although im familiar with pussy my cat talking is a little bad though
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I talk to animals, but they don't talk back. Maybe a meow or an arf. If I had an animal that I thought hated me, I would replace it. You play cards with a turtle? Sorry, but that sounds a bit loonie. I hope you are trying to pull people's legs!
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Is it normal that my dog is planing my assassination, in my own room? He has appointed my Cat as second command, and and she is apparently going to be the fail safe sniper in case the run and gun mission that he and my Goldfish will be carrying out. SHIT! I think they're on to me! Quickly, I need help!
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If you are still alive by now I wish you much luck animals do the damndest things
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