So you would thing talking to your animals would be cool right. Wrong. It turns out my dog is a fucking bitch that hates me. When she wants to go outside she runs to the door and start cussing at me. My cat is a stuck up prick that either ignores me and when he does talk to me he always ends up saying i'm boring and prances away. My turtle steve is a pretty cool guy though. We play cards and talk about sports . Wtf is going on here.