Is it normal I do this when I wipe?

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If it was normal, toilet paper would come pre-creamed.

Use baby wipes.

Baby-wipes is a more intelligent ass-cleaning solution. Mind you, I'm not calling you stupid or ass-cleaning challenged... But I'm sure your ass is very nicely moisturized. Uh!

i use torlet paper and turn the water on and wet it a bit and then wipe my shitty ass and my shit usually falls right out of my ass just a few pushes and flop flop gos the poo in the pot of water

WOW 0% normal! looks like an IIN new record

hum, i don't understand why the rating is SO low.
considering this:

http://www.amazon.de/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?__mk_de_DE=%C5M%C5Z%D5%D1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=hakle+feucht&x=0&y=0#/ref=sr_kk_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Afeuchtes+toilettenpapier&keywords=feuchtes+toilettenpapier&ie=UTF8&qid=1335176585

unless i misunderstood something seriously here, there seems to be quite some market for those things.
in the company i work at, they are standard equipment on the toilets-maybe it's not NORMAL you do that yourself with cream and normal paper, but the basic IDEA seems normal enough.

This is not normal AT ALL and it's not as hygienic as you think! Just use a frickin baby wipe as I'm sure it's the wetness and not the moisturiser that helps you feel cleaner! Also be careful that you don't moisturise you bum'ole too much as it could become loose and baggy and poo will just tumble out without you even having a chance to use the moisturiser!

Do it Indian-style, no paper and only water.