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Is it normal I hate the way kids speak
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When I hear a child speak I want to punch them in the face. The other day I heard a kid like 'I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS, CHIPS AND BEANS.

Everyone was like ahhh that's so cute, when really it sounds pathetic. He has no idea an animal probably died for his meal that he so takes for granted, jeez his stupid parents probably don't even know.

And yeah I know I was a kid once, and I would of hated the way I spoke too.
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I don't understand, are you upset because they wanted to eat nuggets? The kids sentence made perfect sense to me. He even stated that they were chicken nuggets so I would assume he understands they are chicken. Are you having a bad day?
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Dude. They probably don't even know that potatoes had to die to make those chips. Children are so stupid.
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I know. :/ So many beans die a noble death just so that people can look at them in a polystyrene cup surrounded by some gloop that is referred to as tomato sauce but which honorable tomatoes also have to die for. :/

It's a war nobody wins.
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Are you seriously getting mad at a little kid for not being a vegetarian? I'm a vegetarian, but I don't waste my energy complaining about kids' (or anybody else's) food choices.

Also, people who eat meat know that it comes from animals. Even really uneducated people know that. It's not a secret.
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What do you expect the kids to want, health salad and tofu? I assure you that any medicine you ever took, some animals died from it during testing.
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Oh shit! Someone call PETA! Please...get the chip off your shoulder and lighten up.
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alv1592
I see nothing wrong with what the kid said. Unless you mean you hated his voice? That's a bit extreme don't you think?
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I feel sorry for a chickens arse , I mean an egg the size of a football ball - to a chicken , everyday. I'm not eating eggs, anymore !
Hey , if you think we're cruel you should watch a couple of wildlife shows and see nature at work, we're pretty polite for carnivores !
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The only problem I see is the fact they didn't say "please". Kids these days really are impolite. Otherwise, it sounds like you're just the teeniest bit uptight ^_^
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I would say it's normal to find immaturity, loudness, rudeness and ignorance annoying.

Sometimes parents don't teach their kids etiquette or manners and sometimes they don't teach them discipline. But they are just people-in-training. You have to remind yourself of that fact before acting on your urge to punch them in your face. There's a high probability you yelled something dumb and irritating when you were little that an adult just like you clenched their fists at. So grit your teeth and bear it - at least until they're old enough to punch you back i.e. no longer a child.

Alternatively punch the parents instead.
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I hate the way children speak as well. Whenever I send a message to my counsins like an email they write things like 'dis' and it really pisses me off. I feel like giving a lecture. I thought this was the direction your post was going yet it made a reverse to somewhere I cant even comprehend..
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I dislike the way toddlers talk. As in I get annoyed by how they pronounce every word. I know they're just learning, and I would never be mean to a toddler, but there is something about that form of speech that really hits my ear wrong.
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Dude I hate children. I trip them when I see them.
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I bet you would love for everyone to be robots.
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Do you hate how they speak in general?

I don't like how they speak. They often speak too loud and end up shouting. I also hate how my peers speak. "I can't find mah water bottle" "I'm so kool" "I hate dis bitch cuz she act like she so hot" "You know how bitches with no swag be acting" These are just examples but the possibilities are limitless. I've actually developed a headache from just writing those examples. O_o
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I've developed a hatred for every human being that speaks like that. Murdering the English language is one thing, but promoting your own ego and greatness while doing so (if English is your native language) should be warrant alone to be kicked out of society.

I worked with mentally retarded children that speak more properly than most of those chick-shits.
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Not to the extremes of wanting to punch them. That's fucked up. Expecially because he wanted some meat. Most little kids have never even heard of a vegetarian and I don't expect them to comprehend. Good god lol I think it upset me more you were complaining about a little kid who didn't think about the animal he was about to eat. That's 90 percent of the world right there. You were just jealous cause he was cuter than you ha ha
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Not normal..?
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Wut.
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Dad
Where are you?
Picky Boo
Oh there you are :)

No seriously, how do you do that shit? Magically disappearing and reappearing like that? Am I on drugs?

Hmm, I actually prefer the kid talk better.
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Guys, the OP isn't complaining about this kid being an omnivore, it was obviously just an example as they are trying to demonstrate how they think they are stupid and annoying.
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Children who are old enough to use manners, but instead whinge and demand annoy me. Is that what you're getting at?

People who say things like "would of hated" when the correct way to say it is "would have hated" also piss me off. At least the kids have the excuse of being younger.
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With the way I speak (with a slight southern twang that I have not been able to train out of me), it would still sound like "Would of hated", it'd be pronounced "Would've hated". It's that persistent twang that causes me to abbreviate words in such a strange manner, such as "talkin'" or "goin'", I have to put attention to the words to pronounce them correctly.

Fuck, what a rant. Anyway, yeah I can't stand it when children that are old enough to use manners still speak like that. But you know, politeness and respect for adults starts at home...
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I meant type, not say. Sometime I forget there's a difference, sorry. Pronouncing "would've" is still correct, it's "would of" that isn't. I don't know that I've ever heard it SAID, now that I think of it, but I see it typed all the time. Ugh.
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Doesn't matter what you said, my twang is a curse.
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Aww :(
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What, your seriously getting at what I think your getting at.

LOL. Nothing better to do.
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Of course he has no idea an animal died for his meal, he is a child! And that sentence looked pretty solid to me, even grammatically correct for the most part. Learn a new language and tell me that you speak it perfectly instantly.
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DeadGIrlsDon'tSayNo
A. kids piss me off as well. I can agree on that completely.

B. I like eating dead animals, wish I could hunt them more often too. So I don't care what died for my meal. Don't get this point at all.. are you a whiny vegeterian?
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No, I'm not a vegetarian, is that weird?
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I hate kids so much...
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