Is it normal I have a specific body part I love to clean?

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Yes, I imagined that the same can be said when you have kids. You clean up a part of the house and come back later to find out that your offspring has made a complete mess out of things. There are liquids on the floor. Crayons in the oven. Food smeared allover the place. Your phone is in the freezer and no longer works. they are egg shells all over the floor. You step on one and punctures the skin causing you to bleed. There are sharp kitchen knives on the celling. Cupboards are broken. The refrigerator is empty; a broken shell of what its former self was! Therapy! It's going to need so much therapy now!!!!

You go into the bathroom. There's shit smeared on the walls and strange smelly liquids on the floor. Toilet Paper is everywhere. The bathtub is starting to overflow. The toilet is stopped up with objects and is nearly to the brim. Windows are smashed. The mirror has strange writing on it. The shower curtains have been cut with scissors. The scissors were left in the tub and have now begone to rust. Pipes are exposed and busting. The wallpaper is falling off and there mold EVERYWHERE!!!!

Yes.

You know me way too well. :D You could definitely have piqued my interest and used your favourite as a bargaining tool. I go nuts for stuff like that. Favourite body parts or what colour underwear someone is wearing gets me every time. I'd almost give up a kidney for underwear colour. Weird thing, the next day, I'd give the other kidney to the exact same person just to find what the colour was on that particular day.

And, yes, of course I was thinking about my tail. One way or the other, I'm always thinking about tail. Pun aside, it is genuinely a fond wish of mine to have my own tail. Being male, I know the divine potter did bless me with a little tail but it comes out of the wrong side of my body and isn't big enough for a really good swish. :/

haha that wont bother me.