I usually try to park in the far parking lots because I can walk and I like having room to get out, however, there have been times where parking in no man's land is not an option and when that is the case, I have a habit of leaving the driver of the car to my right enough room to get in, assuming that they are not morbidly obese. I can't accommodate everyone.
But I absolutely can not stand it when people park so close to my door that had I been two pounds heavier, I would not be able to get into my own damned car. Used to be, I'd go in the passenger side but no longer. In every other area of my life I don't believe in revenge but screw them AND their paintjob!
My only wish is that I drove my husband's old Falcon, so that I could leave a dent along with it! If common courtesy has gone out the window then allow said door to hit you on MY way out!
...iin?
But I absolutely can not stand it when people park so close to my door that had I been two pounds heavier, I would not be able to get into my own damned car. Used to be, I'd go in the passenger side but no longer. In every other area of my life I don't believe in revenge but screw them AND their paintjob!
My only wish is that I drove my husband's old Falcon, so that I could leave a dent along with it! If common courtesy has gone out the window then allow said door to hit you on MY way out!
...iin?

Yeah it shits me too.
If there's plenty of room for the other cars then I leave more space on my side when I'm alone and more on the other side when I have a passenger.
No-one has ever blocked my door, but if it happened to me regularly, I'd print a whole lot of "Learn to park, Asshole!" notes to put under their wipers and maybe also write it on their doors/windows with a permanent marker. I wouldn't want to bash their car with my door out of consideration for my own paintjob.
Op, what would you do in that case I just mentioned?
Most people that drive massive SUVs don't have any use for the damned things.