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Is it normal I SERIOUSLY HATE DOGS
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I'm sooo pissed off at this nasty, vile, shit eating dog. every time i give one the benefit of the doubt, it NEVER works out. they think my house is a goddamn barnyard. my husband and kids want a dog and wont shut the hell up about getting one, then i get one to make them happy. a dog that "is 200% housetrained and NEVER went im my house b4" what a bullshit lie. as soon as my husband leaves for work at 5 am, what the hell does the inconsiderate stupid dumb ass ball licking thing do? shits and pisses in the house. im absolutely sick of it i swear im gonna dump it off at the pound. i dont give two shits about this stupid thing it can stay in the sunroom forever for all i care. every time i take it out, it just sits there looking stupid. its supposed to be housetrained. maybe its me. maybe they can tell i hate them with the passion. cats r way better. at least they leave you alone 95% of the day. i cant stand emotionally weak dependent animals, like i have the fucking time to cater to this shedding mutated fuck. and im also sick as hell of vacuuming 30 times a day. am i a slave now? fuck that. that thing is worst than kids. it also gives me goddamn dirty looks..id like to punch the shit out of it. too bad it has a big ass block head and it would hurt my hand. big ass sissy dog. after this mut is gone, i dont want to hear another damn ass thing about a dog. at least i tried my best to like them so any dog fuckers can just shut the hell up and go get married to your nasty shit smelling poopy face. thanks for listening :)
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Well I will stick up for you, too. I hate dogs, as well. I will never understand why people are so fascinated with them.

But what I hate more than dogs is when people tell you that you're messed up in the head for not liking them. I never notice that people say something is wrong with you because you don't like cats. But for some reason people get on your case for not liking dogs. It bothers me that people don't understand that if you really can't stand something, it really is that bad - for YOU. Each and every person has something they hate.

It isn't right to tell people they're messed up mentally just because they hate something. I have a friend that is terrified of bugs. I happen to love bugs. In fact, I like bugs way better than dogs! But do I tell my friend she's f'd up in the head because she hates Praying Mantises - NO! It would be nice if people would be more accepting of each other's differences and quit bitching people out over them not liking something. It really is ridiculous!
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The reasoning behind someone telling you this, and I respect your opinion so I am not trying to dissuade you from it, is that dogs (and I am talking about domesticated, friendly house trained dogs) have qualities and character that hold man's best virtues without any of our vices. My dog wont ever steal from me, wont ever lie to me, wont ever betray or cheat on me, and will always be loyal to me, most likely to his own death if meant saving my life (its a pit bull, known for breed loyalty).

Is he going to give me stimulating, intellectual discussions? Of course not, if he did there would be something wrong with me, but he does give me trust and love, without a doubt. And companionship. In all honestly I think you could have a contest in sending someone out into the world with the objective of finding these same qualities first in either dogs or people.

I wouldnt have to go much farther then the local animal shelter to find it in a dog, I think it would take me much longer to find it in a stranger I didnt know already.
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You do not respect ANYONE's opinion on this board...I've read your posts and you are nothing more than a psychotic BULLY insulting people and belittling them for having a different opinion than yourself....this is a board for people who do not like dogs and they have a right to express their opinions...if you do not like what people have to say on this board, go form your own board where you will be in like-minded company....

I seriously doubt anybody on this board would waste their time writing numerous posts berating people on a dogloving board so why do you continue to take sadistic pleasure in insulting people on this dog hating board? Get a life and learn to respect people that have different opinions than your own....
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So lets see if we can sort out your point of view. You call me a bully for defending my love of dogs and animals, yet you profess your own hatred of innocent dogs? You dont see yourself being a hypocrite??

I personally dont care what your opinions or anyone else's, especially if it involves hating dogs, you have a right to express it, but I dont really care one way or another about it.
And I dont need to respect either, that isnt a guarantee from being a part of this website. You dont deserve respect for hating innocent creatures.

And if you do continue posting rants about dog hating, you will continue seeing alot of posts right after yours.

Deal with it or get lost.
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I hate dogs with a passion. I also hate the owners who think that because they love their dogs the whole human race does too, so when they are walking down the street they let there dirty, bacteria ridden mutt come up to you like you are going to love it as well, I usually tell the owners to move there dogs. If dogs are so clean and people kiss them and let them lick there face and mouths (which I know they're not because there mouths carry millions of bacteria)then why when I was having chemotherapy was I told to keep away from animals especially dogs.
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@: Magenta
You were told to stay away from dogs because dogs are the filthiest creatures on earth. They are the only animals (except pigs) that will actually eat human shit and vomit, and even pigs won't eat it unless they're starving.

There are numerous diseases people can get from dogs. In addition to the well-known diseases, such as hookworms, Lyme disease, monkeypox, Q Fever, rabies, ringworm, Rockey Mountain Spotted Fever and roundworm; there are also: brucellosis, campylbacteriosis, cryptococcous, leishmaniasis, leptospirosis, salmonella, tapeworm and yersiniosis.
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Take the POS on a one way ride to the middle of nowhere, kick his stinking ass out of the car, and tell your husband and kids you let him outside and either he ran away or someone stole him.
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@: Moonbow
LOL! thats exactly what I did to the dog that was living with me! I took it for a looongg drive to the country, dumped it off on some cattle property, hoped like hell it was shot on site then opened the gate when I got home and claimed it ran away... ahhh precious uninterrupted sleep
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I wish I could have reported you, thankfully I am sure I dont live anywhere near you.
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Get your nose out of your dog's ass and get a life! Unlike you, some of us are able to find a human companion and don't have to depend on a filthy fleabag for companionship.
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@: Moonbow
Most people have issues like what you are exhibiting here, my dog doesnt have any issues.

So wouldnt it make sense to want to spend time with him more? Not all people are bad.

Just people like you.
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You are a sad, sad bully.
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Thanks you hypocritical phony.

Keep hating on innocent animals.
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you are a sad, sad bully
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You are a loathsome, filthy, uninformed douchebag who has to depend on dogs for companionship.
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And you are a loathsome, filthy, uninformed douchebag who has to depend on dogs for companionship.
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That is so sick. People who dump animals make me sick. I can't believe people like you exist. Every time i hear a story about pathetic people who can't even care for an animal, it makes me want to punch someone. How hard is it to train a dog? Not that hard. People like you are lazy and stupid. So dumb you can't even train a dog. I also wish I could report you fo cruelty and put your incompetent ass in Jail!
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@: Moonbow
Again you hate filled poor excuse for a member of the human race, ABANDONING a dog is a CRIME.

You can be arrested if you are caught doing this.

My God you are a sad individual.
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You are a sad, sad bully.
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you are a sad, sad bully
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and you my little lulu are a hyprocrite.
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Hahaha what a psychotic misanthrope with way too much time on her hands- no life.
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tell me in what ways am I psychotic? what signals have I shown? in what was am I a misanthrope? I never expressed a hatred for people. Its just people like you who are cowardly that test the patience of animal lovers.

If I have no life, then what do you have since you respond to each one of my comments in kind?
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I have not ABANDONED any dogs, when one of the filthy pieces of shit trespasses on my property, I blow the fleabag away.
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@: Moonbow
Hopefully someone will return the favor to you one day as well. Whether you are trespassing on private property or just out somewhere.

The world sure wouldnt miss a coward like you.
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cowpatties, you don't know where any of us live, so you don't know whether dumping a dog is a CRIME where we live or not! For all you know, we all live in Central America where people view dogs as the filthy, worthless pieces of shit they are.

The only sad individuals on this site are those who have to depend on a filthy, shit-eating fleabag for company because they are such despicable excuses for human beings that no one else can stand to be around them! And if you want to see one of those lousy excuses for a human being, just look in the mirror!
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@: Moonbow
Moonbow the reason people like me prefer the company of dogs and animals as opposed to humans is because humans like YOU actually exist and we are forced to share this world and its resources with you.

Hating on innocent creatures is a poor excuse for a human being. I dont care what pathetic place on the planet you call home. Hopefully it is in a third world country somewhere, you would deserve living there for sure.

Keep the posts coming I enjoy confronting hypocritical bullies and phonies like you.
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Dogs are not "innocent creatures." Innocent creatures are those that evolved naturally. Dogs are unnatural because they have been created by man, not nature. That is why they are the only animals that kill just for the hell of it. Ever wonder why dogs will chase down and kill sheep, goats, chickens, or whatever just for sport? -- it's because they are unnatural, defective creatures which have no place on this earth.

A large dog has a bigger carbon footprint (i.e., uses and destroys more of the earth's resources than a large SUV. Anyone who loves dogs hates the enviroment.
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@: Moonbow
Dogs are innocent creatures you misguided dolt. Everything has evolved naturally, if there wasnt a niche for a particular animal to occupy then they simply wouldnt exist. If you are talking about how humans DOMESTICATED dogs then you surely realize we also DOMESTICATED the other animals you listed in your post (sheep, goat, and chickens) for food/clothing.

So by your reasoning the African Wild DOG (key word) didnt evolve naturally?

And do you know who has the biggest carbon footprint of them all? HUMANS. We are the only animals unable to reach an equilibrium with the planet. Yet we do nothing about it.

You are probably one of those idiots driving around in an SUV yet professing a love of the environment.
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@: Moonbow
Thank you Moonbow!

djpatties'

1)uneducated, pathetic, and irrational rants,

2)lack of respect for anybody having a different opinion than the ones he/she holds, and

3)dire need for attention on this this dog hating board IS PROVING THE REST OF US DOG HATERS RIGHT....
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Do I form sentences and posts in a uneducated manner? Am I irrational for finding it ridiculous that you consider me a bully, calling me such every chance you get yet you hate on innocent creatures that harbor no hate or contempt for you at all?

Abusing animals is the lowest form of cowardice a pathetic excuse for a human being can do.
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you are a sad, sad bully....
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The first sentence of your ridiculous post proves just how "uneducated" you are. It is "AN uneducated manner," not "A uneducated manner."

And if those 4-legged shit-machines you love so much are so innocent, why are so many people in the US ripped apart and killed or maimed for life by them every year. Not a day passes that you don't read of someone being badly injured or killed by a dog. ALL DOGS SHOULD DIE!
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Lmao, this is hilarious! Lmao!
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44337, you never said a cuss word? oh my jesus, it's holy mary!!! everyone watch out now, the judge is in.
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Time for an "accident."
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For the love of pete, give the dog to someone who WILL love and take care of it! You don't like dogs, don't get a dog. Fucking simple.
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You run the funny farm. Get over it. :)
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You sound like a sick evil cunt, I hope that dog fucking kills you in a brutal way. I bet your husband and kids fucking hate your guts. You are a horrible person. I bet you beat that dog and love it. I bet you beat your kids after you molest them. You are the scum of the fucking earth and I hope when you die alone, sad and forgotten by all and go to Hell, I hope Satan himself rapes you in the ass and you have to spend eternity taking care of and worshiping dogs. May your nipples be bitten off by a Chinese Crested, and may your loose sagging twat be filled with dog shit and sewed close so you will reproduce your hate spawn NO MORE! That is my wish for you dear madame. Suck a dick, You are the Hitler of dog owners.
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You have kids??? Holy crap a bad dog is the least of your family worries they should collectivly get rid of you. Try actually learning an extended vocabulary instead of just cussing all the time.
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@: r4mixon
I agree, I feel sorry for that "family".
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You are a sad, sad bully.
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Was this actually more about your husband than the dog.....


just curious
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i seriously hate dogs too! they whine too much, smell their own ass, lick their own balls, beg for food, eat the trash. they're filthy disgusting animals. i wish they were never house pets. they make your house smell like ass.
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@: me520
so true! the smell alone is repulsive...
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what you smell is your own sweat produced from your excessive body fat, stop eating so much.
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People who own dogs are always claiming their fleabags don't stink, but if you go to their house, as soon as you open the door, you are almost asphyxiated by the dog stink. The reason you, littlebrains1999, and other dog freaks don't smell the stink is because you have lived with filthy dogs so long that you smell just like they do.

If I were as ignorant and uninformed as you are, I would keep my idiotic opinions to myself.
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@: Moonbow
Wow now that is funny, you talk about how idiotic and uninformed I am, yet you send out an insult towards "littlebrains1999". You are referring to littlelulu, the other dog hating coward, and someone who shared your delusional opinions on dogs but all you did was insult them. Little brains indeed on here.

I dont know what experiences you have had with dogs, frankly I dont care either. My house doesnt stink of dog, nor is there dog hair everywhere as I clean up after my dog.

If you dont like dogs thats fine, then stay away from them BUT dogs are here to stay for as long as the human race is here. So wallow about in your cowardly hatred of an innocent creature and realize dogs will be here long after you are.
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you are a sad, sad bully....
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and you are a sad, sad, hypocrite
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You are a psychotic misanthrope with way too much time on her hands- no life. Hahahaha
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rety1
Lol sounds less like a IIN question and more if a vent..
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Cats are better
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Your opinion. You're wrong.
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She's not mean - just full if resentment. If you don't get rid of the dog, it's just gonna get worse.
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HADESxDEMIGOD
Fuck dogs. My girlfriend has three huge ones and she's obsessed with them. The dogs own the house. It's not my cup of tea at all. Fucking dogs.....
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I myself hate dogs with the utmost passion. I was recently bitten by a "service" dog for no absolute reason. I was simply on my way home from the grocery store, and the owner's UNLEASHED dog attacked me. Got bitten on the right foot, and the owner gets to keep it's dog. I was furious. I had no money for a lawyer, or else I'd sue the owner. But I did in fact purchase OC spray. Spraying dogs in the face works wonders, and it's legal! I usually go jogging about 3-4 times a week, and I alawys see people breaking the leash laws here in Washington State. Once a dog approaches me, friendly or not, I intend to empty the entire vial of pepper spray upon it's face. I'm traumatized from my previous attack, what can I say?
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I HATE dogs with a passion as well! I don't care what anybody thinks about it to be honest with you. My boyfriend's parents have 3 of those nasty shit-smelling things & I hate them being around my child. One knocked him down the other day & made him get a bruise on his head & another one almost attacked him before! I'm so sick of having fucking hair in the food I eat there & all over our clothes. It's even in our car from the fucking house!!! I seriously wish all 3 would die, I'd probably be a much nicer, happier person! I love cats by the way so I don't want to hear that something's wrong with me, I think something's wrong with the people that call stupid ass dogs their best friends & part of their family! My CHILD is part of my family, not a dog!!! It's just another smelly ass animal that belongs OUTSIDE!
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Yay!!!! Finally people like me. Smart people who actually have human companions and no shit eating fleabags!
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Wow, I feel bad for that poor dog. I also feel bad for your husband and kids. What a selfish, mean, angry women you are.
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There is nothing selfish, mean or angry about a woman not wanting to have to contend with a filthy, needy, whiney, shit-eating dog! I hope she follows Moonbow's advice and takes the POS for a one-way ride!
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Hopefully she can take you, Moonbow, and herself on the ride with the dog straight off a cliff.

The world would mourn the loss of the dog far more then losing any of you three hate filled uncompassionate excuses for people.

How and where you fit into society makes me shudder, hopefully its nowhere near me.
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you are a sad, sad bully
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no I am just pointing out that you are a hypocrite and the only response you can give is that I am a bully.
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How about my laughing at you because you are not just a bully but a psychotic misanthrope with way too much time on her hands and no life! Yes keep posting your lunacy so we can all laugh at your desperate need for attention.
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If the "whole world" mourns the loss of filthy, shit-eating dogs, why are so many of the hairy turds abandoned?
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@: Moonbow
Because people are thee most irresponsible, selfish, and downright destructive animal on the planet, thats why.

People just dont have the tolerance and patience they did years back.

Why are so many children abandoned every year? Its the same answer to this question.
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It makes me sick when chidren are compared to dogs. I would rather have my children any day than a dog. I don't hate dogs, but I do not want them living with me. I wonder why children get in trouble for the same thing a dog does and its ok. Dogs are nasty!
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I am an avid dog lover and rescuer. I'm not going to bash you for not liking dogs. But if you don't like it, then don't have one. There's no need to make the dog feel as miserable as you when he could have a happy life with someone who loves him as much as he loves them. I have 6 dogs AND a mini pig and all are rescues. I do it for the love of animals, not so I can have a spotless house. (tho it is pretty clean.) You're part of the reason we rescuers have to work so hard.
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I'll bet people who go to your house are almost asphyxiated when they enter. The reason you don't smell the stink is because you smell just like the fleabags. Anyone who lives in the house with six freakin' dogs is crazy. Of those living in that shithole you call a house, the only one that is clean is the freakin' pig and you should be reported to the humane society for keeping a pig in such filth!
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@: Moonbow
I would take living with 6 dogs and the cleaning and expense of having all those dogs if it meant I could avoid ever coming into contact with someone like you.
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I do rescue volunteer work myself.

People like this motivate me to spend my weekends, after working all week, to continue doing the work I do.

Thank you for your time in volunteering.
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Ummm did ur parents beat u when u were little, cuz u seem fucked up in the head.
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@: mgm2000
The woman doesn't want a filthy, stinking, shitting dog in the house -- there's nothing fucked up about that. There's something fucked up about people who like living with filthy, stinking, shitting dogs!
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There is something seriously wrong with you.

I mean seriously wrong. You have got to be one of the most irrationally angry people I have ever come across.

Not to mention cowardly as well.
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you have serious psychological problems djpatties...you need to see a psychiatrist to discuss your childhood issues and the serious void you have in your life that needs to be filled with a nasty animal kissing your ass, as well as your dire need for attention on this board...stop embarrassing yourself here (and proving yourself an irrational doglover on this board) with your pathetic rants and go form your own post where you can share your opinions with people that think likewise....GROW THE FUCK UP AND FIND ANOTHER HUMAN TO FILL THAT VOID IN YOUR LIFE!
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I have plenty of other humans to fill the "void" you seem to think is in my life since I am an animal lover.

I have serious psychological problems by being an animal lover? Where did you get your psychology degree? Online? Abusing animals and hating innocent creatures is one of the McDonald's triad of pre-behaviors for serial killers.

I choose to share my posts on here and on animal lover boards as well.

Hopefully I get under your skin a little bit more with each message.
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thank you for proving correct everything we have said about dog owners....keep posting and keep proving us right!
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^^^^ha ha! Valid point tho.....
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No no wait gold fish they r quiet u feed them they die woo
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Correction: Jogging 3-4 days*
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wow you sound like an awesome person to live with. so nice and patient and caring. i cant imagine how you would treat your husband and your kids with such a horrible attitude like that.
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whatever, i cant stand ppl like you. I feel the same way about my dog. I always thought I was a dog person too, but that changes when you are the one cleaning, behind it every five seconds and no one helps. Everyone think that they are the best thing ever. After this dog, i am never getting another one!
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Your a sad person, you should never have gotten that dog in the first place. I feel very sorry for the dog, and scared since I share the world with someone like you.

Aww poor you, you have to clean up after a dog.....
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Most people who own dogs suffer from a condition called coprophilia. Normal people don't walk around behind a 4-legged shit machine waiting for it to deposit a pile so they can get off on looking at it, smelling it and picking it up!
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@: Moonbow
ROTFLMAO!
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what stops you from rolling on the floor in general with how fat you are?
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@: Moonbow
Its an honor to have trained and share my time with my dog.

I would spend all day cleaning up after him if I meant I could avoid being in the same room with someone like you for 5 mins.

What should really tick you off is all the time animal spending in working to find homes, take donations, and otherwise improve the quality of life for animals.

We outnumber you animal haters by a large, LARGE margin.

Haha
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Well duh. There are more dumb people in the world then smart people too! You sad sad Lonely shit smelling dog lover!
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Like I said, you have a condition called coprophilia -- an attraction to shit.
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you are a sad, sad bully...
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It's a dog for chrissskes it's just acting the way dogs normally act! If you feel that strongly about them you should have never gotten it in the first place!
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L O L!!!!!!! No but I love dogs.
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