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Is it normal I think Asians can read minds?
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I seriously think Asians really can readminds!!!!
Right hear is why. 5 months ago i was with my friend at the food court in the mall we hang at sometimes, we went to the Chinese food place there and i saw the woman who took my order. she was pretty ugly just being honest. we got our food and went to our table and after i sat down i thought tomyself "wooow that is one sick disgusting looking woman, iiich!!" i looked up to see her staring right at me with this burning angry hurt look on her face and even scarier there wasa random Asian woman looking right at me with a mad offended look on her face quite a few tables away from us at the exact same time!!! as soon as they saw me look up both of them quickly turned their heads away and wiped those angry looks right off theirfaces in a flash of a second. a shock went right through me! my friend looked at me surprised and asked me why those two Asians were looking at me like that, i went up to her and mentioned it to her and she laughed say that she didn't know what i was talking about, i could tell by how she was talking that she was lying. my friend told her that he saw how she looked at him and she just laughed nervously and walked away frantically
i told him everything and he believes me!
how there was two separate Asians right there that showed obvious signs that they can read minds shows that a lot of Asians certainly can read minds
4 months ago i was with my girlfriend at the library. i saw an Asian girl talking rudely to some guy there, a few minutes later she walked away from him and walked right by me on the way out. i thought to myself 'what a big f**ing *****!' and she shot me a very dirty look for a split second right when i though that!!! she didn't even notice i was even there until i thought that!!!
i wasn't even looking at her when i thought that also! she was just in my view! and i know entirely that i didn't have any particular expression on my face so it wasn't in reaction to how i was looking at her or any kind of expression on my face
my girlfriend was by me and she saw her give me that dirty look. she lookedat her with a 'wtf that's weird!' look onher face then went up to me and asked me 'whats her problem?' right after the Asian girl walked by and left the building, proof for what i saw. i told her about it and she believed me and she still does! she sure was very shocked by it all!
2 months ago i was on the subway and a moment from some movie i watched last night popped into my head and right when that happened and Asian guy looked right at me and started snickering and right when i glanced up at him his face suddenly froze and he stopped snickering
Just 3 weeks ago i was on the bus andi saw an Asian girl across from me, i looked up and glanced at her for a second then looked back down. i thought to myself out of pure honesty, that girl has a big nose! and she looked at me with a mad insulted look on her face for about two seconds right when i though that!!! i asked her why did you just look at melike that? she lied just like that woman at that chinese place at the food courtand said 'what are you talking about?' i told her i saw her look at me angrily and she lied again saying that she didn't, i told her that she was a f**ing liar and sat somewhere else
i heard two guys talking about it mentioning to each other about how that girl looked at me angrily then liedabout it, just saying how weird it was
all of that with the two women in the food court, girl in the library, guy on the subway, and girl on the bus is obvious proof Asians can read minds!!!!!
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I thought it was well known. Yes, Asian people can read minds. Hispanic people can fly. Black people can turn invisible. And white people are good at obsessing over things.
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@: dappled
don't forget about samoans, they "have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture." -fear and loathing in las vegas.
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lol, I love that book. :)

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
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@: dappled
and a tiny taste of adrenochrome.
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@: dappled
Holy shit lol
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@: dappled
LOL Hispanics can fly?
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When you say they give you a look, are they kind of squinting at you?
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Yes it's true. I am Asian and I can read minds. I can't say my name because I would probably be killed or silenced, but I need to reveal this. All Asians know how to read people's minds. We also know how to block other Asians from reading our minds if we want to. I think this is natural and makes sense, I just don't understand why non-Asians can't do it. It's not an extra sense. It's just normal. It's non-Asians that are weird in that they are lacking this sense, like as if they are blind, or lacking a sense of smell. There are actually much more than five senses. Mind-reading is one of them which all Asians possess. Black peoples possess a sense of rhythm, which non-black-peoples (especially Asians) can't possibly understand. Sense of rhythm is very strange, and I find hard to imagine what it is like. I think of it in terms of colors, as if multi-colored ribbons of sound come streaming out of speakers, twisting and changing and filling up the place with swirling waves of colors, sometimes violent. When black peoples see these ribbons coming out of speakers, they try to get away from them, or move out of their way because they are freaked out. When you learn to do this, and to anticipate and predict their snake-like motions, you can actually move out of their way pretty quick and it's called dancing. That's why black peoples know how to do it so well. That's how I imagine it anyways. But it's true that we Asians can read minds.
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Oh now I know why Asian girls smile at me when I think about how I'd love to lick them down there ;-)
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You're racist. Next.
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Nope. That guy is batshit. Batshit isn't racist. I've been prejudiced before but not to a race.
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You can be both crazy and racist, by the way.
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Asians are aliens...next... The woman are hot,men are good at martial arts...
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No O_o
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Nitpicking strangers is such a great hobby...
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SO TRUE ! You know how i know? Because my bf is ASIAN and he's a "Mind Reader"

-Gullible-
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I read minds all the time. Right now, you are reading my comment.
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WTF! How did you know?
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Well their eyes all look the same, don't mean to sound racist but it's the truth. Maybe it was obvious what you were thinking because of your expression? Or those people just weren't very nice and they all just happened to be Asian. Could just be coincidence.
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@: alv1592
That is because Asians often don't have a double eyelid. They have a single eyelid which doesn't have a fold. So often their eyes look squinty.
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Not this **** again.
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