I think my cat was a human in his past life. Every time he walks in on me doing something weird, he just looks at me strangely. I mean he really stares me down. I feel like he judges me when I am drunk (like I am now) but even when I am sober I believe he judges me when he walks in on me doing stuff. Like when I masturbate and he walks in on me, it's like he knows exactly what I am doing and looks at me with hate and disgust.
I have another cat who doesn't behave in this way at all. She's always happy to be around me, never stares me down and just loves me.
IIN? I know this is a weird question. I am seriously not trolling. I hold my hands up to being drunk right now (you have no idea how long it has took me to write this all out correctly) but I am suspicious of him when I am sober and it makes me feel crazy. I think he knows more than a cat should and that he's a human but in a cat, kind of.
I have another cat who doesn't behave in this way at all. She's always happy to be around me, never stares me down and just loves me.
IIN? I know this is a weird question. I am seriously not trolling. I hold my hands up to being drunk right now (you have no idea how long it has took me to write this all out correctly) but I am suspicious of him when I am sober and it makes me feel crazy. I think he knows more than a cat should and that he's a human but in a cat, kind of.
Thank you for not throwing the term "schizophrenia" at me like everyone else has. They clearly don't even know what it is.
Believe me, if you lived here where I live (third world country) people wouldnt believe youre american... you know what? The media makes a big impression about you in the whole world.
Nothing against them, I even like some, but sometimes most of them are total freaks.
If the person who wrote the post thinks their cat is thinking something about him, so will it be... if he is indifferent about what his cat thinks the cat will feel indifferent. Most of the times we see what we want, not what it really is!
Thats the reason why there are so many different opinions in the world... and religion.
lol
ps. live in a farm.
If I can sell another 6,000,000 units I'll have the biggest data collection network in the world!
It took many years to perfect the technology to convert cat food into electricity to power them and coding the software that emulates cat behaviour was a nightmare.
Your cat is a product of the latest biomechanical and computer technology and your individual unit (S/N: 43,181,998) is programmed to record footage of it's master fapping and upload it to YouTube when it's hard drive is full.
Your other cat, a real one, is also being monitored by 43181998 for improvements to the behaviour algorithm. You can expect 43181998 to behave more naturally when the next patch is released.
"record footage of it's master fapping" Too bad I'm female, but go ahead and put it on the internet as long as I get a percentage of the money.
The next patch is due around October, maybe I'll reconfigure it to sync weekly.
Your footage will be uploaded as 'non-profit', so no money for you then :(
I could make a better profit selling the secrets of government officials instead.
Trust me darling, people will want to pay to watch me. Profit for both of us.
I hope you aren't one of those people who throw the term "schizophrenia" around because that's quite offensive. It's not a disease to be joked about.
Sounds like you're the one being judgemental of your cat.
You don't work for the post office do you?
I think he should just be banned for being a dick to be honest.
The time I have spent on IIN so far, I haven't seen any negative comments unless they were used in defence. Only a very few like to attack on here.
When I say "negative" I really mean personal attacks and insults. Not criticism that can come across a bit negative.