I loath the olympics, it ruins my life just thinking about it. I barely watch tv anymore in fear that something related to it and its nature of anything athletic related will rape its way through my eyeballs and drop a nut right in between my cerebral hemispheres. I pray every night before bed that somehow and someway the olympic torch will ignite a gas leak and kill everyone with the intent of participating and being entertained by such a anticlimactic event. praise satan!
Is it normal I'm excited for the olympics?
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