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Is it normal I'm on the cloud diet?
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I only eat food that is in the shape of clouds I've seen that day. On a cloudless day, I don't eat at all.

I feel like my diet isn't varied enough, though, because I only seem to have eaten marshmallows since this diet began. Where can I find clouds shaped like tiramisu?
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Troll. You don't do this.
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Aww. I wish I had my Floydzcloud account. I would've made a good comment.
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hmmm i want to eat some floydzcloud now
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Ha. I'm on the iCloud diet. I just have to be careful with the galleries I access. Just now I was looking at my NASA picture collection and I'm very hungry. No lunch for me today. Neptune is too cold, Venus is too hot. Well, you get the idea. I feel like an Intergalactic Goldilocks of sorts. But now I'm going to look at the culinary set and voilà!

150 million people can't be wrong. You're just 1, I applaud you.
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I'm glad to see you back. :)

You'd be well represented chocolate-wise. Mars, Galaxy, Milky Way and Star Bar are all chocolate bars here. Think that's about it unless you went cannibalistic and ate NeuroNeptunian.
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im on the cock and pussy diet oh yeah baby
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Can you not eat mashed potato as well? Ok, I just looked out my window and here are some options for you:
- a duck-billed platypus
- a turtle
- a stapler
- lots of potatoes

Hmm, the only thing that sounds tasty are the potatoes. And the stapler of course:P.
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Mashed potatoes! Thank you! You've saved my life. And I guess I could eat all kinds of foods if they were mashed. Thank you! Thank you! I'm off for some mashed cheese now! :)
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I see a lot of scary things when I look at clouds. I'd be terrified to eat on this diet. :[
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So would I:/
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Mashed potatoes and cotton candy:)
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Hmmm, if its a rainy day and the clouds are dark what would u eat then? HUH?!
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Ummm... still things shaped like clouds.
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I saw a plane in the sky just now. Can you eat metal in your diet?
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Mmmmn mashed taters
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