My best friend of 11 years is called Lesbian Emma (We call her that because...well it's self explanatory really) and I just want your opinions of her.
Her perfect women is ginger with bushy eyebrows, dead looking face, anorexically skinny, juicy bottom, nipple piercing, flat chested and her vagina...I'm too disgusted to mention her perfect vagina.
Her best friends consist of a ginger, a gay but not gay, a black teenage mom and a bi-polar.
She turns straight women gay.
She LOVES Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha and Lindsay Lohan.
She heaves at fat people (watching X Factor with her last year with Mary was HILARIOUS)
She doesn't know what flying ants are called.
She studies English at uni...but she's dyslexic.
She has half of her head shaved and wears a "I LOVE fanNY" top but she doesn't think she looks like a lesbian.
She thinks my cat is a lesbian as my cat is obsessed with my boobs.
She cried hysterically when she THOUGHT Katie Waissel got kicked out of the X Factor, even when we told her she never.
She dressed up as a zombie version of Jade Goody for halloween.
Up until last week she had never watched Pirates of the Caribbean and she STILL hasn't watched V for Vendetta.
She likes to scream hysterically at people when we drive past them.
The thought of a penis makes her suicidal but she'd sleep with Simon Cowell.
She is obsessed with Twitter...I mean obsessed =/
She NEVER answers her phone.
She enjoys shouting at strangers "Suck ma titties".
Her e-mail address has 7 na's in it.
She is terrified of walking out of my flat in the dark...it takes her about 20 mins.
This year we have 3 missions; to learn the dance to Thriller, to learn to bake and to go to Flares.
She hits like a 90 year old woman.
She dresses like a 90 year old man.
She's completely tapped and definitely my favourite lesbian EVER but in your opinion, is she normal?
By the way it's her birthday today so wish her a good one =D
Her perfect women is ginger with bushy eyebrows, dead looking face, anorexically skinny, juicy bottom, nipple piercing, flat chested and her vagina...I'm too disgusted to mention her perfect vagina.
Her best friends consist of a ginger, a gay but not gay, a black teenage mom and a bi-polar.
She turns straight women gay.
She LOVES Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha and Lindsay Lohan.
She heaves at fat people (watching X Factor with her last year with Mary was HILARIOUS)
She doesn't know what flying ants are called.
She studies English at uni...but she's dyslexic.
She has half of her head shaved and wears a "I LOVE fanNY" top but she doesn't think she looks like a lesbian.
She thinks my cat is a lesbian as my cat is obsessed with my boobs.
She cried hysterically when she THOUGHT Katie Waissel got kicked out of the X Factor, even when we told her she never.
She dressed up as a zombie version of Jade Goody for halloween.
Up until last week she had never watched Pirates of the Caribbean and she STILL hasn't watched V for Vendetta.
She likes to scream hysterically at people when we drive past them.
The thought of a penis makes her suicidal but she'd sleep with Simon Cowell.
She is obsessed with Twitter...I mean obsessed =/
She NEVER answers her phone.
She enjoys shouting at strangers "Suck ma titties".
Her e-mail address has 7 na's in it.
She is terrified of walking out of my flat in the dark...it takes her about 20 mins.
This year we have 3 missions; to learn the dance to Thriller, to learn to bake and to go to Flares.
She hits like a 90 year old woman.
She dresses like a 90 year old man.
She's completely tapped and definitely my favourite lesbian EVER but in your opinion, is she normal?
By the way it's her birthday today so wish her a good one =D
Happy Birthday btw Emma, your friend is a little weird.
Happy birthday :))
Happy birthday Lesbian Emma!
You sound like a riot. :]