I find the pressure they put on me a bit annoying at times. I mean I can't go any faster. There is nothing for them to do but WAIT. It must be boring for them to sit there and watch while I take my morning dump. The dog does a tap dance on the floor tiles and motions her body towards the door like she wants both of us to leave together. The cat likes to stare from up on the counter and if I make eye contact with her she meows woefully at me like I'm torturing her by making her wait so long. What the hell, is this normal for them to rush me while I'm on the john?
It's not as if they need anything from me like food or a walk, they just want me to hurry up in the bathroom. I've tried locking them out and it doesn't help, they end up going all mental about it on the other side of the door. Having the cat claw the walls trying to get in isn't the best solution, so I let them in. I love my furry friends however it irks me that they are so impatient when I poop. I give them plenty of respect and privacy when they do it, so I'd expect some in return. What is their problem?!!!
It's not as if they need anything from me like food or a walk, they just want me to hurry up in the bathroom. I've tried locking them out and it doesn't help, they end up going all mental about it on the other side of the door. Having the cat claw the walls trying to get in isn't the best solution, so I let them in. I love my furry friends however it irks me that they are so impatient when I poop. I give them plenty of respect and privacy when they do it, so I'd expect some in return. What is their problem?!!!

No, it's not weird.
My dogs don't care. I leave the bathroom door open now and they come to visit. They leave when the air isn't pleasant any more! :)
But, I would say its normal for your pets to do that.
I'll get a big guarding dog next year for myself, but it'll live in a back yard in an awesome kennel, unless we hang out or going places together.
I wish it would be the same with relationships. I'd build another kennel, even better one for a gf.