Is it normal that he leaves crumbs 'in case anyone wanted it?'

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Holy shit, I knew it, my husband is dating another woman!! Seriously, this IS my husband described to a T!! I laughed so hard at this!!

I don't get it either. Half the time, it's like, why didn't you just throw the fucking thing away, it would've been easier than packing it back up and putting it back in the fridge or cabinet!! It sucks for when I shop too, there's been a few times I thought we had enough of whatever because I see the box on the shelf, come to find out the goddamn box has just a bit of dust in the bottom of it, and it's always something I was planning on using that night for dinner. Fucking retarded.

My husband had this thing I called a through he used to eat from too, it was this big ass serving bowl/platter thing. It was giant, it was ridiculous. I had enough of that shit though, it 'disappeared' one day, never to be seen again. That ended that.

You know what I don't get either? My husband will ever so carefully fold over the chip bags in such a particular and orderly way (it's the strangest thing ever!! always identical!!) yet is a complete fucking oblivious slob about everything else. Why be so careful and particular with a stupid chip bag yet can't tie your fucking shoes? What the fuck??

Assuming this is your husband, collect all the leftover crumbs and different liquids until you have enough to fill a plate and cup. Serve it all to him for dinner.

My ex used to do every single one of those things too. It's lazy and inconsiderate. He's like that because his parents neglected to teach him any living skills during the 24 years he lived at home. At least I was able to get him to pee sitting down, so now the floor around the toilet doesn't get sticky with urine backsplash.

So rude and so irritating. Unfortunately this is normal behavior and I myself live with a food-finisher yet leaver-of-the-packaging-where-it-was. She is of the malicious variety that purposely puffs out chip bags and clips them near the top to make sure it looks like there's a lot left in there, usually not even bothering to leave the crumbs. Jerk!

My ex would put empty cereal boxes back in the cabinet, and empty milk cartons back in the fridge. Can you imagine a bigger letdown in the morning?

The only things that would want his "leavings" would be rodents, but even they have standards or at least I hope they do. He's being very unrealistic and wasteful. Teach him to clean up after himself by threatening to kick him out of the house or cutting off his power.

This must be about my stepdad.