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Is it normal that I am a girl and I have no idea how to hump my pillow
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Well normally I hump my blanket but it hasn't been working to well lately and I want to try pillow humping but I have no idea how! So will somebody please give me some directions?
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Light a few candles, play some barry white you know to set the mood and then dry hump the living shit out of that sexy pillow.
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@: Darkoil
haha is that what you do?
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Fold that sh*t it half, straddle, and GO AT IT GIRL!
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Momonator
Google it, Internet has it all. Don't be freaked out when you find videos of grannies doing it though.
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AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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just open your twat and locate your clit and youll forget all about the pillow
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Do people do this??
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No, safe to say the majority of people do not...besides you sleep with your pillow...is that REALLY something you want to be doing to an object your going to put your head on later?
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Actually thats one of The common female masterbation techniques
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Well said, sir.
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Really? Oh.
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What I don't get, why the fuck does everyone find it so odd that someone wants to hump a pillow?
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I_steal_free_bread
Who the fuck thumbs down the normal answers?!
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you need to get a toy :)
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@: cathy22
see thats a brilliant response i couldnt have came up with that one by myself
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I had no idea people did this........
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jellytot
Seriously get a plastic bag and put it over the pillow and use baby oil to rub your vagina against the bag. It'll make you cum in less than a minute. It feels amazing.
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welllll, You could fold it in half so that it's a little taller and stiffer, then just straddle it and hump it like you would anything else
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Go ahead, hump away!

And enjoy sleeping on that pillow when you're through!
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Interesting. I have learned a lot from this thread.
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go sit on the pillow & hump..!!! if you have a horny dog maybe u can learn it from your dog...give your a dog a pillow they will teach ya how to hump lmao
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When i was 5 we had a dog that did that.My mum would freak out at the dog,I still laugh at the thought.
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I didnt even know if this was normal or not. 0.0 its not normal to want to hump a pillow in the first place. But if it was i guess it wouldnt be abnormal for people to know how to hump a pillow.
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I do agree with pixie_dust.....spread open your legs, find your clit and give it a good rub/massage and get off. Works for me when I dont have anyone around.
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.......Do people really do this?
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Do whatever makes you happpy as long as you are not hurting someone, stealing, or forcing them to do something. Hell pleasing yourself should be as normal as breathing. only reason people think it isn't is because of the widespread society hiding that they themselves like to have orgasms too.
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i didnt know girls did this....
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Do it the same way you hump the blanket, I guess. The only difference is the pillow is thicker. But I've never tried dry humping, so I don't know for sure
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lie facedown on top of it and thrust biotch
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forget the pillow flick the bean
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well i hump my pillow to get me off but i cant really help since i dont know how it would work for a girl sorry
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im a guy btw but i can see how this could get a girl all horny
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@: chewy
Use your imagination. lol
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Don't listen to anyone telling you it's not normal to hump your pillow. Well I don't hear about it much but I don't see the problem. Just use a different pillow. One for sleeping, one for masturbating. Also, put a pillow case over it and wash the pillow case. I don't see the problem here as long as you are not hurting anybody.

Anyway to answer your question, just roll it up (the long way) put it between your legs and thrust.
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Totally of subject, but Freo just got humped by St. Kilda. True story.
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Hahaha where's the IIN question?!
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here I sat thinking girls were so innocent. but this is ... something new. XD
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lol no! we don't all do it xD
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:( ooohhhhhhhh ;P
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Lol =P
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My thought exactly.. ^^
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It helps if u cut out a picture of a really sexy man and tape it to your pillow. :D
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What the fuck? Are you high? You must be high!
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Well then
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spread your legs, and fondle with your pussy lips, and clitoris. try to locate your clit, softly caress it and maybe slide a finger or two inside your twat.
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UsernameNotAvailable
You guys never heard of that lady who humps her laundry basket? I think it's a normal way to get some kind of pleasure if you dont have a partner. Maybe she is to scared to finger herself. You never know.
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pillows are good when there no guys around to get fucked by, i used to hump all the pillows in my parents house when i wasnt getting cock
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hahahahahahhahah
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You have the most comments ever. This is great.
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I didn't realise that this was common method of masturbation for girls. Well you learn something new every day. I will never look at a girls pillow in the same way again. I will always be thinking that the pillow sees more action that I have. Damn those soft squashy bastard.
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LOLOLOL
that is all.
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arealhippieboy
i know people who get there freak on with pillows- but just the way you worded it sents shivers down my spine- bad ones.
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That poor pillow :( I hope you wash it after.
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Idk, i wouldnt mind being that pillow....
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What the fuck hahahha
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Rotfl darkoil!!! So funny!!
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i think this is a joke, or a guy talking..lol
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hey, do u have facebook, and u should answer my question:)
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do it hw ever u feel lyke everyone qeht horny der own way ;DD nd hav fun *send me a video ihff u want*
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U can sleep reversly and keep ur pillow below and enjoy... hope u get good friction with pillow as i used to enjoy like this..
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VOODOO
Get a life!
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Why would you do this?

How do you even hump a blanket anway?

And, furthermore, I at least hope you plan on washing the fuckin' thing when you're done.
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sorry umm im kinda bisexual and not in the mood for a commited relationship.
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It depends on weither u jace a dildo or not while trying to hump the pillow
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What Things help get you off more while doing this?
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Come?
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13girl
um...
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I don't like humping pillows and then sleep with it
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Well...I've about ua guys huming pillows but I have no idea how a girl could hump one! Try putting it beneath you and lying on it and...well...doing it!
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what the fuck.
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???
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Hmm you could try using a wooly glove or something just as soft and masterbate that way??
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truthisugly
heres a better idea, hump a human or a blow up doll
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ew.
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Humping your pillow and or blanket is a normal thing for some girls. But from what I hear I guess its not very common or people think its weird, when it isn't at all!
I hump my blanket as well and I dont find it at all disgusting or odd, Ive even thought about a pillow too.
Humping your blanket and pillows do feel good...don't knock it till you try it!
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Uh....I don't know what to say..i'm in aw.
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Aaah, the wanky pillow conundrum. I'm a girl and figure thats why god gave me bendy fingers, hadn't ever thought to use my pillow. If for no other reason than my husband would be angry when he kept waking up with his pillow stuck to his face
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Simply because she does something you dont do or never knew about doesnt make it wrong. She isnt askin how to fuck a dog, just a pillow get over yourselves...
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um just humo the pillow how u normally would!
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Why would someone want to hump their pillow? Are you trying to get pink eye or what?
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I'd love to be the pillow once u learn.............
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After seeing this, I looked up on the Internet for a woman humping and I must say it was pretty hot.
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Lmao! Are you a dog?
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I've read the comments and......IDK WTF to think anymore. Y are you humping a pillow is my question n sorry but I cannot help you.
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XxKatiexX
I would hate to be the friend of yours who comes over for the sleepover and uses your pillow to sleep on....
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uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!?!?!! LOL sketrfggdjsjasnskaphhhherdddd derp dont u think this question is..hmmm i dunno something most people wouldn't know about. try asking ur pillow how it feels about that....yeah u go do that......
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