My masterplan is almost to a completion. My roommate is currently resorting to his last method of teaching the dog to shit outside, so he's "showing" him how to shit outside. Aswell as pushing the dog's face into his own poo.
This, will ofcourse fail. Since the dog is not pooing in the sink, and I am.
The dog will be kicked out, and my plan will succeed.
This, will ofcourse fail. Since the dog is not pooing in the sink, and I am.
The dog will be kicked out, and my plan will succeed.
Putting the dog to permanent sleep, as you suggested earlier would only prove that you're as evil as (if not more than) he is.