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I've been trying to push my fart out for over 2days and it just won't happen. please help me
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Comments (23)
thisissomuchfun
Please help you? Do you want me to pull your finger?
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robbieforgotpw
When I push too hard I end up sharting myself.
*poots**
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wigsplitz
Do some exercises and if that doesn't work, take a laxative.
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I'll put my cock up there and it should pop
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Eat more fiber.
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I think you are really constipated. take laxatives but be warned, it is not going to be pretty.
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that one's a keeper
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michaels4p5
eat something and it will come out
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Surgery is required.
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How can you be so sure that it's flatulence? I think that you are mistaken in thinking that this is mere flatulence. Flatulence doesn't get stuck for 2 days. What you are trying to push out is a bowel movement but you can't because you are constipated. Eat more fibre and drink more water. If that doesn't work take a herbal laxative.
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michaels4p5
hot peppers work the best any food thats already in your gut will soon melt from the hot peppers eat 6 or 7 slices it'll fix there pain.
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The pain from that seems worse than constipation.
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michaels4p5
it sometimes is but they clean you out pretty good.
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Can you image how the people who eat taco bell must feel? O_0
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michaels4p5
i use to eat at that place but not anymore it gave me the poops to many times.
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I can't say that I'm surprised. Taco Bell is apparently mostly made of oils. There was a huge controversy a few years ago because their "meat" consisted mainly of cheap oils and other filler.
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Confession time: Those Petite Chili Pepper colour varieties seem to make me go. I've eaten them with rice and they almost always give me something close to diarrhea. If I rice by itself the end result is usually constipation. If I put those same peppers in a dish with tomatoes or some sort of vegetable, I can't go!
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michaels4p5
it does the same to me i ate a full jar of jalapeno peppers and had the poops really bad it was pure watery poo i've not done that again it made my butt sore.
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The only benefit is that if you ever become constipated, you'll how to cure it!
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michaels4p5
yep. but it does cause some pain but after you poop it all out your all better.
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Oh no your eject button is broken.

Try squeezing your belly.
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If you have a close friend ask em to suck the fart out of our asshole. yeah, I saved the day, no big deal
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