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Is it normal that i have to lick every twig I see?
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Ssooo strange I know!! but i have to lick every twig i see, literally! :O i spend hours licking every twig on my trees in my yard and am soo exhausted ... is this normal and how do i stop?


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I have a twig you can do more to than just lick, its more like a log to be honest

Giggidy giggidy
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You stick licker!
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Hehe, that was a funny story. But who gave you permission to stop licking those twigs?!
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Blah! Now this is in my head and I want to watch YouTube videos of people licking twigs. If I can't find any, you're going to have to make some. :P
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i'm guessing you're not in a bushwalking club
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Talk to a psychiatrist.
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no id rather talk to a tree tbh
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Trees really aren't qualified to help you. Psychiatrists are.
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no shit
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Step 1: Kidnap him.
Step 2: Stick him in a forest.
Step 3: Pee yourself from laughter.
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I've never heard of anyone doing that before. There are worse habits... but maybe if you think about the amount of germs, that could dissuade you?! Or try getting some pretzel sticks instead? ;-)
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Lick a tree and aquire some tasty bugs.
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Those poor little Twigs...
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I'm sorry your addicted to licking twigs... Poor you.
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Might you happen to be a dog?
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Ever been to a forest?
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saltybuns
Dude, story of my life
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OCD of sorts. Birds poop on twigs. Eww.
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Just don't lick swing sets or handrails and it's all good.
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