Is it normal to pass through the entire spectrum of human emotions in one day, like a brakeless train ride through insanity's different states?
I fart a lot.
I'm glad I have my inner confidence as I often feel the worthlessness of existing...
Money sickens me.
I'd like to get paid, secretly, by a private illustrator of my life, a gently complimentary cartoonist who draws my handsome chin reflecting on the very nature of things.
Is it normal to tug at yourself half-heartedly, feeling in your heart the closed door of the womb still pressed up against your fists?
I much prefer sleep, and animals, to human beings.
No, it's not depression, just the particular tincture of the humours I was born with.
Thank you for your judgement, it only further drives home my point...
I fart a lot.
I'm glad I have my inner confidence as I often feel the worthlessness of existing...
Money sickens me.
I'd like to get paid, secretly, by a private illustrator of my life, a gently complimentary cartoonist who draws my handsome chin reflecting on the very nature of things.
Is it normal to tug at yourself half-heartedly, feeling in your heart the closed door of the womb still pressed up against your fists?
I much prefer sleep, and animals, to human beings.
No, it's not depression, just the particular tincture of the humours I was born with.
Thank you for your judgement, it only further drives home my point...
1. It is, it just means you're an emotional person.
2. Drink parsley tea, it's good for your stomach.
3. Good for you.
4. Try living without it for 2 weeks and you might change your opinion.
5. See, you do want to get paid even though you hate money. If anything, you should pay the cartoonist.
6. Only for children under 6.
7. You're far from being the only one who feels like this.
Thank you for listening.