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When Im trying to work in my house, I stop to put food in the microwave. Sometimes, I then pretend that im a secret agent that has to hurry back to my work and finish a few more things up and then get back to the microwave before it beeps, otherwise it's "mission failed"

So, what's the verdict? Am I a freak?
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I have to be back in my bed before the toilet stops running.
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You sound like fun :)
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OH NA NA ;)
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Lol! I totally do stuff like this!
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That's funny, I do this too, but with other things as well. With the microwave ill usually set it for like 2 minutes and try to run and go pee and be back before its done. I also will turn on my computer, run downstairs and try to pour a drink and get back to my desk before its booted up, I thought I was alone :)
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Hahaha yeah I do those things too! (I'm the one that posted this IIN)
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Not really. I'll return to what I'm doing, or go pee/make bed/wipe counter/etc, before times up. I don't pretend, I just like the timing element--it's productive.
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Thanks! I am a stand-up comedian, so yeah, I like to think im pretty fun.
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Not a freak, just a wild imagination.
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Totally normal. I used to do that, but nowadays I don't care if I make it before the beep because my food takes so long to cool down that I think "Screw you, hot food. I'm not taking you out of the microwave until you reach room temperature."
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zenbleachfreak
U just like to add something to ur life totally normal ^^
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Tylarrtag
Seriously normal.
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lol i do that , and the previously mentioned toilet flush thingy . Plus in the middle of the night when i want to get a snack i have to sneak downstairs without making a single sound that i can hear , (except breathing because for some reason you can hear your breathing 10x louder than anyone else ) so yeah if I make a sound or even wake my parents up thats when its Mission failed .
IMMA FUCKING NINNJA!
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Nothing wrong with a powerful imagination! It's never bothered me because it's fun.
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I used to do something similar. Lol, it's normal.
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hellotykey
thats weird
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