Is it normal that i think pretty girls don't poo?

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I make some life threatening shits.

normal if you are 5 years old and still think they have cooties.

pretty girls dont poo thats why they are full of shit

Yes. Wait until you are married and hear your wife fart for the first time.

They do and it doesn't smell nice.

My ex was insanely pretty but the things that came out of her (and her pride at them) most certainly weren't. It became a running joke.

It's like your parents having sex, you know it happens, you just don't need to know

What is this. Of course girls don't poo.

Pretty girls poo????
WTF?????

My mind is blown.

Roses really smell like boo boo boo...sing it with me! And you're right ..we don't lol!

I don't poo.

Ever.

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS GREAT
i finally feel im not the only one
i just cant imagine an extremely attractive girl sitting down and pushing hard to take a shit!
it completely ruins my image of her!
PERFECTLY normal

Well... if you've ever seen the girl naked, you've already seen her butt. Imagine it coming out some small coco-nuts from it and you'll be alright.

I used to think that too until I saw the Harold and Kumar movie.

well they don't

I dont poo. Only glitter and unicorns come out of my butt!!!

You need more 2 girls 1 cup

Don't be dumb . Everyone shits

Imagine: the Queen of England, sitting on her "throne" (No pun intended), straining every nerve in her body, and moaning the usual Uhhhh ummmm, red-faced and relieved once that torrent of a turd is pinched out of her ass. Then, imagine her leaning to one side to wipe her ass, and possibly smelling it (I know! gross!). This REALLY happens....hard to imagine, but true.

Shit*

Well knowing a hot girl poo can turn some guys on ! ( not me though:D)

I dont poo. Ever. Actually because ima vampire and vampires don't shit cause we don't eat anything.

haha fucking normal until you see it happening

Well, anorexic girls don't poo, cause they don't eat...Bulimic girls poo all the time though, and then they take the poo out of the toilit and weigh it to make sure that more is coming out than going in. I say these things cause most ppl think anorexic and bulimic girls are pretty.

Hahahahhahahaha wow I'm gay and I think that all the time lol like they shut ice cream or something nothing that disgusting could ever come frm Pam Anderson or Carmen Electra lol hella funny shit I mean ice cream

LOL

Why do a lot of guys say that everything in this world that has a mouth and an asshole shits.. That's the end of it

These are things that I prefer not to imagine. Like just picturing Kim kardashian pushing as hard as she can to get the remains of that supreme chili deluxe out of her would kill me but you and I both know she does that