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Is it normal that I tried to get a cat to lick my penis?
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I was alone, about 15 or 16 years old and very horny. I did not have access to the internet or any pornographic material and had an erection I knew I had to take care of somehow. I thought perhaps it would bring some stimulation if I were to get it licked a bit so I proceeded to find our cat. It was just lounging in the shade when I proceeded to whip it out. I put it near its mouth but nothing occurred to my great dismay. I thought their must be some way the cat will end up licking my penis, I have heard of people engaging in sexual acts with animals and I was determined to succeed. So I then took some milk from the refrigerator and began pouring it on my penis, knowing of course, cats love milk, I thought this to be the perfect solution to my first failed attempt. The cat did not take to my milky erect penis and merely stared at it once again. I was in a rage at this point. My next attempt, I got a saucer put milk in it, as the cat began to lick the milk, I slowly brought my erect penis into the picture, surely the cat would perhaps unknowingly lick my penis as it drank up the milk I thought. No, this unfortunately it did not happen. There I was on all fours with my penis in a saucer of milk, feeling extremely frustrated. I failed the cat would not lick my penis.
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Dude...lotion bottle and your hand. GET TO WORK. 2 rounds if you still feel unsatisfied afterward.
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Hey I obviously did not make the animal do anything, perhaps you should you improve your reading comprehension. I was passive and after a few attempts I saw she wasn't interested so I backed off. Would never force her to do anything she wasn't willing. Also you say 'I could always have just used your hand and whacked one off' well...duh? Isn't that how it's always done, especially in the context of my paragraph and in the events which unfolded where I was alone.
Well unfortunately your wish will go unfulfilled and the cat and those events have occurred and there is nothing you can do.
That cat had an erect milky penis in it's face, deal with it.
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Your wish that the cat will scratch me that is.
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BlackRoseVale
I'm sorry, what is your problem?

Sounds like you need to take some xanax, chill the fuck out and grow up a little more.

So by your logic baiting the cat with a milky penis isn't wrong? What if she had licked it?

Cats don't have the same ability to make choices in the way humans do and believe me I know cats are clever, but they can't make a choice based on knowledge, just instinct.

If she'd of licked it she would have done so because of the milk, not because she wanted to lick your penis.

You sound immature and like a jerk, don't fucking post a question if you don't want a truthful answer.

By the way, what you were going to do is illegal in most places in the US and in the whole of the UK.

Why don't you deal with the fact according to the law, that you were doing something wrong?
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michael4p5
Cats don't have the same ability to make choices in the way humans do, and then these humans take the cats to a vet and get them fixed without the cat saying it wants to go to the vet and get neutered or spayed so taking them to get neutered & spayed is wrong too and it shouldn't be done anymore what this person done is not wrong in this case.
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I WAS LIKE fourteen,,right when hard ons were all the time,,even eating cheerios or bumping into a toothpick..

so one day,, with this big erection, i decided to see if my cat would lick it if i put milk on it
I got the milk and put it on in the bathroom and brought my cat in and put her on the sink and stuck her head to my peen,,,
she pulled back a a few times and sniffed the milk and then suddenly clawed my dick from the shaft up (she wasnt declawed) and ran out and i feel to the floor in pain and took months for the scars to go away which it did but i had to put a band aid on it for months,,your only one to know this except the cat and she died.
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michael4p5
this sounds fake but funny). so you fell to the floor bleeding and on top of it all in a great deal of pain

how did the cat die
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Aleks85
Did you try to fuck your dog too?
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Aleks85
So you don't care that your abusing the animal? There's a lot of other ways to get off.

Next time try to fuck a cat, maybe we'll get lucky it'll claw your penis so bad you'll bleed out.

PS yes I know you're a troll I'm just playing along.
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You should've dipped it in tuna. I did this and my cat first started licking it, then, and i swear this is true, she opened her mouth and put my penis halfway down her throat, not using teeth at all, and slowly started sucking on it and sliding it in and out of her mouth. She was slobbering all over it and salivating so it was really wet and slippery and felt amazing. She bobbed up and down on it and it only took about 5 minutes to ejaculate a HUGE load all down her throat. What was left over she eagerly licked all the jizz off, then curled up on my bare penis and went to sleep on it. She was warm and fuzzy and it felt amazing. (i was on extacy at the time) since then I've taught her to blow me without tuna and she really enjoys it. Then last week, mid way thru, keep in mind she is in heat, she turned around and looked back art me meowing and sticking her pussy in the air. I tried to oblige her and tried to force it in. It didn't even come close but i tried for and hour. So then i got the idea to stick a finger in it. After much trying i was able to get my entirev thing in b and eventuall was ramming it in and out as she purred loudly and pushed Back into it. She clearly loved it so i did it every day, increasing the amount of fingers i could get in, until today i was able to get half my penis in and give it to her like a champion. She meowed loudly AB pushed back into it and when i day still she kept backing into it and taking it out and putting it back on all by her self! I was so amazed! Finally i blew the biggest load in my whole life, and when i was done she licked it clean. I've noticed that her coat has become shiney and Healthy since she has been drinking so much semen. She is a main coon mixed with a wild Lynx, so she is a large cat capable of taking quite a rogering.so yes i think it's pretty normal my cat is a total slut lol.
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michael4p5
rub catnip on your dick if you want the cat to lick it so badly then it will it will grab and lick at the same time i think you'll like it
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michael4p5
lotion bottle and your hand is all that you need plus you work out this way
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Don't do it, Read this section of the bible, Leviticus 18:23
It says thou shalt not have sex with animals. Don't believe me? Read that chapter. Sinner, If you don't follow it, you'll burn in hell!
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You are a sick mother fucker! You need to be put in prison and be ass raped! Go die, sick fuck!
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gurll
l000l
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BlackRoseVale
It's wrong to make animals do stuff like that, you're sick and weird.

Also you could always have just used your hand and whacked one off, lack of the internet is a poor excuse imo.

I wish the cat would have scratched you instead though, sicko.
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Somebody sounds jealous that they don't havea sexy slutty cat.!
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