I was alone, about 15 or 16 years old and very horny. I did not have access to the internet or any pornographic material and had an erection I knew I had to take care of somehow. I thought perhaps it would bring some stimulation if I were to get it licked a bit so I proceeded to find our cat. It was just lounging in the shade when I proceeded to whip it out. I put it near its mouth but nothing occurred to my great dismay. I thought their must be some way the cat will end up licking my penis, I have heard of people engaging in sexual acts with animals and I was determined to succeed. So I then took some milk from the refrigerator and began pouring it on my penis, knowing of course, cats love milk, I thought this to be the perfect solution to my first failed attempt. The cat did not take to my milky erect penis and merely stared at it once again. I was in a rage at this point. My next attempt, I got a saucer put milk in it, as the cat began to lick the milk, I slowly brought my erect penis into the picture, surely the cat would perhaps unknowingly lick my penis as it drank up the milk I thought. No, this unfortunately it did not happen. There I was on all fours with my penis in a saucer of milk, feeling extremely frustrated. I failed the cat would not lick my penis.
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Well unfortunately your wish will go unfulfilled and the cat and those events have occurred and there is nothing you can do.
That cat had an erect milky penis in it's face, deal with it.
Sounds like you need to take some xanax, chill the fuck out and grow up a little more.
So by your logic baiting the cat with a milky penis isn't wrong? What if she had licked it?
Cats don't have the same ability to make choices in the way humans do and believe me I know cats are clever, but they can't make a choice based on knowledge, just instinct.
If she'd of licked it she would have done so because of the milk, not because she wanted to lick your penis.
You sound immature and like a jerk, don't fucking post a question if you don't want a truthful answer.
By the way, what you were going to do is illegal in most places in the US and in the whole of the UK.
Why don't you deal with the fact according to the law, that you were doing something wrong?
so one day,, with this big erection, i decided to see if my cat would lick it if i put milk on it
I got the milk and put it on in the bathroom and brought my cat in and put her on the sink and stuck her head to my peen,,,
she pulled back a a few times and sniffed the milk and then suddenly clawed my dick from the shaft up (she wasnt declawed) and ran out and i feel to the floor in pain and took months for the scars to go away which it did but i had to put a band aid on it for months,,your only one to know this except the cat and she died.
how did the cat die
Next time try to fuck a cat, maybe we'll get lucky it'll claw your penis so bad you'll bleed out.
PS yes I know you're a troll I'm just playing along.
It says thou shalt not have sex with animals. Don't believe me? Read that chapter. Sinner, If you don't follow it, you'll burn in hell!
Also you could always have just used your hand and whacked one off, lack of the internet is a poor excuse imo.
I wish the cat would have scratched you instead though, sicko.