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Is it normal that I'm bored with traditional sex?
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Lately every woman I've been with has been boring to me. I recently tried a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner and loved it. Maybe cause it's a little dangerous. Maybe cause it's totally taboo I'm sure. Now my mind is going crazy trying to figure out what other kinky stuff I can try and if there's anyone else out there that's like me.
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I read a story about a guy who got his dick stuck in a hot tub air jet and the firemen had to come get him out.

You can try that.
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My mind immediately pictured the jets in home spa baths that are like...a centimetre in diameter.

OP might find those a better fit.
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djpatties
Hey don't knock til you tried it!

Wait on second thought, never mind.
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Oh ffs...I thumbed you down :(

Yet another feature that isn't important enough to fix. The powers that be are too busy implementing special text sizes whoop de fuckin doo...
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You seem to be a classic one upper. People do this with porn and all kinds of other stuff, trying to replicate the high of a new experience. It's not really abnormal, but tread lightly, especially when holding a dyson in proximity to your sack.
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*A friendly note to all the IIN perverts and sexual deviants: please don't use household appliances on your private parts as the results could very well be tragic and permanent.*
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Sex is an explorative journey! Not a necessary job! Traditional sex is good but you should spice things up! Keep it legal/keep it safe! Other than that EXPLORE!!!!!!! Try some sex toys or something?
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try a blender next
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my Henry give a great blow job
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Mersaphe
lol
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Normal sex? I guess at the point of life I am in, even normal sex will be great :p. Going through some very dry period :p
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Bring in the nipple piercings and tasers.
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Johnnytherat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma24wmAjRGo
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almondy_love
Its normal.
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If you want to try something different, buy your self a vibrating dildo, and massage your prostate, you will love it !! you can bust a nut and not even touch your penis
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MethSmokingSatanist
Ive heard getting your dick ripped off by a vacuum cleaner is the most intense sexual pleasure imagineable, unfortunately you can only do it once and you most likely bleed to death immediately after
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Anal perhaps..? Haha
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