Ok every night i have to sprint and like fly into bed becase im scared of the dark so have a light next to my bed and when i jump into bed i feel like something will grabs my ankles and pull me down and never let me go like a clown im terifide of clowns to.....is it normal?
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Use that overactive imagination of yours to battle away these demons of the night. Imagine you are the most dangerous thing in your room when the light is out, that if anything even attempted to attack you, they would suffer a horrible death. In fact those nasty hidden beasties know this, they are hiding under the bed because they are too cowardly to come out and face you. Tell them, "if I see even one claw, one hair, one fang of you, you'll regret it." Next time you're in your room, slowly but aggressively take one step forward at a time towards your bed, in the dark. As slow as possible, like you could be there all night. Think, "I am the baddest, strongest thing in here." When you reach your bed, climb into it and say "it's a good thing you guys didn't try anything. Goodnight beasties" and go to sleep.
Of course if they do attack I don't have to worry about paying you now, do I?
You could also pay me to come nail your closet shut and saw the legs off your bed. The monsters and clowns would have nowhere to hide.
Better psychology through carpentry!!!
Fear is the crux of man's nature. I had more to say but my brain refuses its work.