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Is it normal that my dog thinks I'm his bitch
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Ok so my dog thinks I'm his bitch. Not like the I do anything for him bitch but the he does me whenever he wants. He's never actually gotten inside me but at night I'll wake up to him humping me. And I can't lock him out of my room at night because he'll bark all night. I don't know if other people has had this problem or if my dog is just really weird.
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Dat_Dolla_yung_skrilla
Funny lolz.

My friend had an all white Dog. He used to hump me all the time. When i spent the night at his house, we had to lock the dog out of his room. It sucked because my friend got it on video once.

So i would say this is normal.
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Yeah I wake up almost every morning with my sheets full of cum and I'm tired of it
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Have u ever thought about letting him do anything?? You might be surprised! Ax
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I can honestly say I never thought about it
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Well its not for everyone and to be honest its takes a lot to talk yourself into trying it, especially when most other people would give u shit for doing K9 stuff. but if it was something that interested u then i think you'd like it and it would definitely calm him down and stop him trying to hump your leg! Ax.
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Lol it might be for me but I've never considered it
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Dat_Dolla_yung_skrilla
Lmfao!! This thread turned out to be exactly what i expected.

... Animal sex.

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Give me ur email and I'll send some
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Dat_Dolla_yung_skrilla
...... Lol ... Didn't expect you to say that.

I don't think i am mentally prepared to watch a dog have sex with a girl. No matter how sexy the girl is.

Lmao i hope you are having fun though.
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I would love some pics
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I've been having sex with my Dane for nearly 4 years. Believe me it will be the best sex you will ever get.
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Would love to trade pics
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