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Is it normal that my dog thinks I'm his bitch
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Ok so my dog thinks I'm his bitch. Not like the I do anything for him bitch but the he does me whenever he wants. He's never actually gotten inside me but at night I'll wake up to him humping me. And I can't lock him out of my room at night because he'll bark all night. I don't know if other people has had this problem or if my dog is just really weird.
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Dat_Dolla_yung_skrilla
Funny lolz.

My friend had an all white Dog. He used to hump me all the time. When i spent the night at his house, we had to lock the dog out of his room. It sucked because my friend got it on video once.

So i would say this is normal.
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Yeah I wake up almost every morning with my sheets full of cum and I'm tired of it
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Have u ever thought about letting him do anything?? You might be surprised! Ax
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I can honestly say I never thought about it
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Well its not for everyone and to be honest its takes a lot to talk yourself into trying it, especially when most other people would give u shit for doing K9 stuff. but if it was something that interested u then i think you'd like it and it would definitely calm him down and stop him trying to hump your leg! Ax.
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Lol it might be for me but I've never considered it
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Dat_Dolla_yung_skrilla
Lmfao!! This thread turned out to be exactly what i expected.

... Animal sex.

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Give me ur email and I'll send some
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Dat_Dolla_yung_skrilla
...... Lol ... Didn't expect you to say that.

I don't think i am mentally prepared to watch a dog have sex with a girl. No matter how sexy the girl is.

Lmao i hope you are having fun though.
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I would love some pics
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I've been having sex with my Dane for nearly 4 years. Believe me it will be the best sex you will ever get.
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Would love to trade pics
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I have been a zoo since I was 10 and love it ...its better that you would ever believe...but after you try K9 you never go back
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dogs go by scent so take a shower and use soap all over especially in the groin area but if you are on your period they will pick up on that because of the pherenomes you put out at that time and by that he knows that you are female and in heat...or as others say just go with it , they love sex to...dogs only care about eating , sleeping and mating..
and they only live in the moment...
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