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Is it normal that my girlfriend farts her self awake?
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I have my gf thAt I lurrv very much but recently she has been fallin' asleep first then me & she leaves me by my self awake :( but it's okay (she makes up for it in the morning ;) ) any who sometimes when she's alseep and I'm awake usually around 12-2 am she tends to fart her self awake like literally! she'll let 3 or so good ones rip before she wakes her self up by her own farts... It kinda grosses me out but it's kinda funny , but I jus wanted to know if it's normal to wake your self up by your own farts?
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Wrap a bag around her ass every night, so that way the trapped gassy air will be preserved for centuries to come! When you're old and gray, give it to her as a birthday present.
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Get her a butt plug-problem sorted.

Mind u if she farts hard enough u may lose a bollock
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joeaverage
It's normal, the medical term for this condition is 'morning thunder'.
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I don't know how open you guys are with each other, but if it was me here would be my personal reasons. I spend most of the day holding everything in because I do not want to fart around you. Even when I'm sleeping I try to stay vigilant, but hell I'm sleeping! When I let one slip, even though I'm asleep I get severely embarrassed and I wake up and ponder whether or not there is anyway of covering up what just happened.
So yea the short answer is yes, I've woken myself up that way before.
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This is hilarious and totally normal. Its completely natural too.... Being male only gives u the right to think it's acceptable to fart and get away with it....;)
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Robin Williams said something about this in the film Good Will Hunting when he was talking about his wife
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deepthought, you know men
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Yep. It happens. We're all human and we all fart. And the girl is probably embarrassed by it so laugh with her about it. Make it a joke. She'll probably love you for not embarrassing her further.
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Sounds cute, until you smell it. Lol
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We girls hold it in all day coz u shallow men thinks it for men just to fart and it all comes out at night when we relax and no control. She's just like u human !!!
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@: rav2010
I hold all day long, i dont want to be rude and do it in front of my boyfriend, but when I fall sleep, lol
Retaliation occurs lol
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@: rav2010
WarnIng sexist bitch that thinks shes perfect ^
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Dump her, that's disgusting. Women should be seen and not heard.
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^ Win
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yep, normal.
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awsomness
Rg1935....ROFL!!!!!!
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awsomness
Whofan4life... rOFL to u 2!!haha birthday present GENIOS
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hahah
hilarious
she was holding it maybe
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My mom does that, but that does NOT make it normal. Lol
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hahahahahaha fuck her ass hole so its loose
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