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Is it normal that my mom shaves my penis?
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I am a male in my mid-twenties. This most recent summer, I came to stay at my mom's house during vacation from graduate school. Over the past several years, my relationship with my mom has grown progressively closer, to the point where she jokes she is my "semi-wife."

One night, after taking a shower, I was walking downstairs to get dressed (the laundry room is downstairs). At the time I was just wearing a towel. My mom, who was downstairs, made a joke about my chest hair, saying that I needed to shave it. I brushed it off and went to the laundry room, but as I started to walk back upstairs to get dressed after I had picked up my clothes, my mom commented again, and said that she would be happy to shave me.

Well, I've always been just a bit attracted to my mom, and I figured why not. We went in to the bathroom together, and she started to shave my chest. As we went along, she kept on commenting on how good I looked. She got her hands near the top of my towel, and it fell off. Whether she made that happen or it was just an accident, I really don't know.

She quickly turned away and apologized. But for whatever reason, I don't know, I just, sort of...told her it was no big deal. She turned back and looked at my penis. I kind of hinted that she could shave it if she wanted to. She hesitated for a second, and then started to shave it. I couldn't believe it. She had me move it left, right, up, etc. She then moved on to my testicles, and asked if she could shave my butt. I was a little weirded out by the request, but I said ok. As she was shaving it, she asked if she could shave "inside" my buttcrack. I let her do so. When she was done, she went back to shaving my penis a little more, saying she didn't want there to be any hair on the shaft. She then stood up, and showed me her pubic hair just above he vagina, and told me that she wanted my hair to be about her length. She didn't show me her vagina, just the hair above.

During all of this, she commented on how nice my butt looked, and how big my penis was. She also asked that I keep this whole thing a secret. The next morning, she saw me in my underwear and said she liked how I looked in my "outfit." Since then, she has asked multiple times if she could shave me again.

I must admit, I kind of want to. Is this kind of thing normal?
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I am beginning to believe that Norman Bates is a real person, alive and well, and a member of IIN.
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@: Audrina
hahaha ikr? ;p
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michael4p5
@: Audrina
who is that
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Wow, if this story is just trolling it was one of the best trolls I have ever come across.

If it is actually serious then I have to ask why doesnt your Dad help her out? He could be shaving your ass while she did your front.

Make sure to tell any future girlfriends and as many co-workers as possible about this as well.
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my brother wants to know if 48 is too old to be adopted
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O relli?
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sounds a little far fetched. you should just let her suck it because that sounds like what she really wants
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Just have sex with her already.
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10 points for sneeking this one past the mods Brah.
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Thats what cool mons do these days
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This sounds like incest to me.
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This is sickening
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It most certainly is!
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michael4p5
did your mom cut you
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Look this isn't bloody fucking Penthouse Forums. Stop making shit up and posting it as real.
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hahahahahaaaa
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You know, there is a scary possibility that this isn't a troll... Who knows what happens to people in private
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preciiousv
ok first of all as a man why would you want your balls and ass hole shaved anyway
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you should go on the steve wilkos show. this would be a fun show for him.
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Why dont you change in your room or do it in the loo?

Shaving fetish? This is not normal!

All this time I thought that the cock was hairless! I guess I have allot to learn in the ways of the shaft. But does that really matter, when I don't like cocks?
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Everyone likes cocks. Cmon now.
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Not everyone ;)
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MMMM.....

I suggest you read my post : Penis Phobia, IIN?
That will explain everything....
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so you are saying you wouldnt shave your son's penis??

Cmon, I find that hard to believe.
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I would never want to molest someone, much less my own offspring, fictional or not. Would you shave your offspring's parts?!
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yes
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