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Is It Normal Theme Song

Sing to the tune of Jessies Girl:

Cabinet is a friend
And i know hes been a good friend of mine,
Lately somethings changed and its hard to define,
Cabinet changed his username from Cabinet 69,
Now hes talking with Smithy and hes loving him with that body i just know it,
And hes holding him in his arms late late at night,
I wish i was Cab 70, I wish i was Cab 70,
How can i be a president like that,
He likes a lady called Lizzie,
He even chats with Hot Shots and me,
But i feel so dirty when he starts talkin' cute,
He says he loves Lizzie but he only wants a root,
I wish i was Cab 70, I wish i was Cab 70,
How can i be a president like that,

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Comments (16)
You may have to much time on your hands. It made me laugh though.
is it normal theme song eh?

No
You are truly homosexual and pathetic. Take your ridiculous banter elsewhere.
LMFAO
this is crazy..............
way to much time on your hands
Bobert had a laugh
And little Smithy,s taking a gay path
Master_of_batio is a closet poof
and Cabinet fucked old Lizzies ass
Nuckfuts ripped off Crazy MoFo
Now Crazy lives in a crack house
What a bitch of a spouse
Chorus:
Im glad i aint got Crazy's girl
Where can i shoot a bitch like that.
Smithee HAS gone gay...

:)
do you really want me to "shave you slowly?"
hahahhahahhaaahha!
@: smithee
Yes please.
gawd that is so creepy
you know what, when i read that i had to go kinda slow so i could put it with the song in my head and oh man it was amazing
Can i watch
waaaaatch what?
why all the hate??????????