Sing to the tune of Jessies Girl:
Cabinet is a friend
And i know hes been a good friend of mine,
Lately somethings changed and its hard to define,
Cabinet changed his username from Cabinet 69,
Now hes talking with Smithy and hes loving him with that body i just know it,
And hes holding him in his arms late late at night,
I wish i was Cab 70, I wish i was Cab 70,
How can i be a president like that,
He likes a lady called Lizzie,
He even chats with Hot Shots and me,
But i feel so dirty when he starts talkin' cute,
He says he loves Lizzie but he only wants a root,
I wish i was Cab 70, I wish i was Cab 70,
How can i be a president like that,
Add too the next chorus if you wish. Normal or not?
No
way to much time on your hands
And little Smithy,s taking a gay path
Master_of_batio is a closet poof
and Cabinet fucked old Lizzies ass
Nuckfuts ripped off Crazy MoFo
Now Crazy lives in a crack house
What a bitch of a spouse
Im glad i aint got Crazy's girl
Where can i shoot a bitch like that.
:)