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Is it normal to be addicted to poop?
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I love to eat poop. I've been addicted to it ever since I was 3 and discovered the magic of it. Now every time I poop I take it out of the toilet and chow down. I also tell my family never to flush so I can eat their shit too. I can't stop because it's just so fucking good! I also have no more friends cause i eat their poop too and they say i am gross and nasty. I like to spread shit on toast and blend some up to make milkshakes. Everyone hates me at school cause my breath always smells like shit and I never brush my teeth. I just love poop so much, each poop tastes different, and I love the chunky ones that have raisins and nuts in them. I am addicted and I need to know if anyone else does this and if it's normal.
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why do people even bother posting stories like this, if youre gunna troll, at least make it sound convincing
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no its not normal you stupid fuck
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RaNdOmPoPcOrN
Take a joke heartless basterd
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Hahahaha! I love you!! Made my night!
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L.O.L
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weirdo!!!!!!
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mmmmmmmmm.. im nursing a semi
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Sounds good
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I am a nurse. I absolutly doubt many have this sort of addiction. Some do. And a lot of the people on Earth, don't. If you unhappy with this addiction, here are some easy steps to follow. 1) Try not eating poop for a while, it won't make you as addicted as you were before. 2) Try making new friends. Tell them your addiction; if they don't accept you for who you are, then they're not a real friend. 3) DO THESE STEPS AND RETURN BACK TO ME; (IF THEY WORKED) (IF THEY DIDN'T)
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@: macy_xo
Maybe friends should accept you for who you are, but I draw the line at shit-eating.
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@: macy_xo
I eat poop to feel you bra people don't know the taste
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Coprophagia!
I bet your breath smells like shit!
Get help NOW!
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While there's very little chance this is true, sometimes people are just so fucking abnormal as to be irredeemable. This person qualifies.
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dude your a fuckin freak
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Burn him at the stake.....kill it with fire - whack job...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what's the matter with you sick man.
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Trollolololol
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owh well..I'm gonna puke..
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