So, im really addicted to video games. I have a bottle next to my computer which i use to pee in. And whenever i need to take a sh*t, i stick my finger in my anus, so the crap is held back for another 2 hours. I have no friends at school, and I constantly get attacked. However, i am a god on my games. Im the leader of my guild and everyone loves me over the internet.
Its all okay but the anus thing. If you are sticking fingers in your butt to hold it off, which I doubt, then you are just spreading shit over a keyboard in which you are playing on. But other than that, yes, I do the same thing.