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Is it normal to be afraid of bushes?
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Lately I've been getting scared of the bushes in my front yard. I'm afraid that someone or something is going to come out of them and attack me. IS THIS NORMAL?!
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I'm typing this on my phone while hiding in your bushes.
MUWAHAHA.
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You're not afraid of bushes. You're afraid of what might be in the bushes.

Bushes are lovely. I was always playing with my grandma's privets (and if this doesn't draw comment, I don't know what will).
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I'm just picturing trunks with George W. Bush's head on the top in your yard.
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You have no reason to be scared of what's in the bushes unless you have some sort of trauma in which you might find yourself constantly aware of your surroundings
There really is nothing to fear
People are too big to fit in bushes anyway
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Shave down there and you'll be fine. I don't like bushes there either :-)
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Yea bushes are creepy. I mean anything could jump out from under there when its all bushy. There might even be undiscovered species in there. Shave
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Im not talking about a bush on my dick. Dumbass
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