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I am afraid things can read my mind. For example: I think my car knows when I notice a nicer car
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Tisgranum
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
Put on a tinfoil hat and don't forget to put some alernitapationcarismatinator in the tip.
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Bartholomew
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
@: Tisgranum
But make sure it's not a dealernitapationcarismatinator, as that will only enhance any outgoing brain signals therefore making them easier to pick up. Most stores tend to stock the two items next to each other so make sure you read the label.
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Tisgranum
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
@: Bartholomew
Yes, well you can control government computers with outgoing thoughts after all. So you can't blame the stores for stocking those products side be each because the same people might want to use both at different times.

I suggest to buy both, why shorthand yourself?
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Bartholomew
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
@: Tisgranum
Exactly!

They're both right next to the miniature corn you find in Chinese food. And Jell-O powder. Common components used in any coup d'état. Especially when dealernitapationcarismatinator and alernitapationcarismatinator are in use.
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Tisgranum
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
@: Bartholomew
Well, you got to stay away from that Jell-O powder man. That's what the government uses to have us control the aliens.

Poor little green guys! There they are, just trying to solve all the secrets in the Universe and, all of a sudden, they just start talking nonsense.
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Bartholomew
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
@: Tisgranum
It's not my fault they're allergic to water. Seems to me that would be something you'd pick up on your preliminary scans. Waaaaay before you've decided to invade.
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devilla
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
adorable
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Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
Of course it can.
Your computer does it too, especially when you go to naughty sites.
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Tatertotz
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
Hahahahahaha I do that too!!! ;P
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Rosey
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
U must be driving kitt from nightrider!!
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Skipper3456
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
aw thats kinda cute :) just let your car know that you like him anyway
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Imanidog
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
Mind reading powers don't exist. Especially not for inanimate objects.

Even if it did, what exactly do you think your car can do to you? Its a machine that cant function unless someone makes it do so.

Its just a tad silly to worry about. No Offence.
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SuperGeek337
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
I'm always worried people can read my thoughts, not normally objects. But now that I think about it, I think my computer purposely runs slower when I'm mad at it . . . so maybe it knows.
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Mixa
1 year, 4 months ago | pl
It sounds like perhaps you are feeling an overt amount of paranoia. Try to reduce stress in your life and tell yourself when these thoughts come up that that isn't happening, and that you are the only one who can hear your thoughts. You can do it.
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MrsBailey9
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
LMAO... Don't forget the Lime Jell-O is their favorite... Especially the big box.
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