Is it normal to be disgusted by a stranger trying to watch me piss?

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Where I used to work, I used to like to take a walk at lunchtime. Occasionally I stopped at a public convenience with one of those long urinals (instead of individual ones). I began to notice the same elderly man standing beside me reasonably often. He always appeared to be looking. This went on for months.

Occasionally, I'd see him in the door of the bookie's a couple of yards away and by the time I'd got into the toilets, he'd decided to come in too. I had all sorts of scenarios playing through my mind. I wondered if he was gay and liked looking at young lad's bits. I wondered if he was into piss in some way. I wondered if he was going to try and proposition me into something more than just watching.

I told a colleague (who lived in the town as well as worked there) and he started laughing. I wasn't the first person to have had thoughts like this. Turns out the guy had a prostate problem and he found it very difficult to pee. The sound of running water (i.e. other people peeing) was the one of the few things that helped him go. There was nothing sexual in it at all. He just needed all the help he could get.

Moral of the story: Sometimes things aren't as they seem. Although the now-defunct underground toilets at the train station in my city had so many scrawlings on the walls of the cubicles of times to meet and so many of the cubicles had glory holes that things often are exactly as they seem!

I would be disgusted too.

Around Christmas time last year, I had just gotten a tattoo of my girlfriend's name on my penis; her name is Mandy by the way. So, one day, I was pissing in a public bathroom at the local McDonalds, and there was a some scrawny dude pissing besides me. I noticed that he had the name Mandy tattooed on his dick as well so I was taken aback, and I asked him, "Wow, your girlfriend's name is Mandy as well?" To which he responded, "No, mind says
Merry Christmas and a Happy New years" lol

^ haha

I don't get it :-S ^

He messed up an old and very tasteless joke. The other guy was supposed to be... shall we say... a bigger man, and his tattoo was supposed to read, "Welcome to Jamaica, Man! My name is Anagnastopolis." The joke being that some men are more endowed with certain traits than others.

Just ask them if their looking for something to drink