Nobody is going to take this seriously, but...
I'm terrified of belly buttons. They're the most disgusting things ever. If someone touches mine, I get this crazy burst of anger. If they touch theirs, I puke. My logic is because you used to be attached to your mom by it, and from what I've been told, you ate AND pooped out of it. That's so nasty! I tell people about it and they look at me like I'm nuts. I probably am. Welp, yeah. IIN?
I'm terrified of belly buttons. They're the most disgusting things ever. If someone touches mine, I get this crazy burst of anger. If they touch theirs, I puke. My logic is because you used to be attached to your mom by it, and from what I've been told, you ate AND pooped out of it. That's so nasty! I tell people about it and they look at me like I'm nuts. I probably am. Welp, yeah. IIN?

And to the other dude, it's called 'Is It Normal'. So I was inquiring whether or not anyone else feels this way. Evidently, 50% so far agrees with me.
Said so urself, stop being fucking stupid.
Shh, I won't tell.